Catholic League troll Bill Donohue finds excuse to bail after being told he CAN march in NYC gay day parade with a 'Straight is Great' banner

Source: Village Voice Blogs

From Towleroad: 
     Writes Donohue on the Catholic League site:

     For the past few days I have been engaged in an e-mail conversation with officials from the Heritage of Pride parade, New York’s annual gay event; the dialogue has been cordial. I asked to join the parade under a banner that would read, “Straight is Great.” The purpose of my request was to see just how far they would go without forcing me to abide by their rules. It didn’t take long before they did.

     Today, I informed Heritage of Pride officials that I objected to their rule requiring me to attend gay training sessions, or what they call “information” sessions. “I don’t agree with your rule,” I said. They responded by saying that attendance was “mandatory.”

     The St. Patrick’s Day parade has mandatory rules, too. It bars groups representing their own cause from marching, which is why pro-life Catholics—not just gays—are barred from participating under their own banner. But only gays complain: they refuse to abide by the rules. Indeed, they went into federal court seeking to force a rule change. They lost. In 1995, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled 9-0 that private parades have a First Amendment right to determine their own rules.

     It is hypocritical for gay activists to complain about having to abide by the mandatory rules of the St. Patrick’s Day parade, and then inform me that I cannot march in their parade unless  I respect their mandatory rules, rules that I reject. Good luck to the Heritage of Pride participants. I may be watching it from afar, but I sure won’t be downing a Guinness afterwards.

     Never mind that Donohue stretches truth like taffy in order to conflate "gay training" with gay day parade logistical rules (rules the St. Patrick's Day parade also has, due to insurance regulations.)
     Or that he also conflates self-identification with an agenda. (Donohue wants to dupe his followers into thinking that the statement "I'm gay" is equivalent to saying "I support abortion/gun rights/etc.")
     Bill is also mad because Guinness pulled sponsorship of the NYC St. Patrick's Day parade over the LGBT exclusion issue.
     Which is why AKSARBENT again posts Guinness' gay-inclusive ad, which Donohue will be delighted to know was suppressed in the UK because the stink his ilk raised after merely hearing of its existence frightened Guinness' parent company into never airing the commercial.

Judge rips apart Regnerus Study cited by Dave Bydalek before Unicameral Judiciary Cmte last March

Dave Bydalek, then of Family First of Nebraska, tried to sell Sens. Brad Ashford and the rest of the committee on the biased Regnerus study he cited in arguing against the adoption reforms contained in LB380 (@3:00 in the video below; use headphones for clarity.) Bydalek now lobbies on behalf of the Nebraska Family Alliance, the organization created by the merger of Family First of Nebraska and the Nebraska Family Association. Here's what federal judge Bernard Freidman scathingly wrote in his decision overturning Michigan's ban on same sex marriage:

 ...The Court finds Regnerus’s testimony entirely unbelievable and not worthy of serious consideration. The evidence adduced at trial demonstrated that his 2012 “study” was hastily concocted at the behest of a third-party funder, which found it “essential that the necessary data be gathered to settle the question in the forum of public debate about what kinds of family arrangement are best for society” and which “was confident that the traditional understanding of marriage will be vindicated by this study.” ...In the funder’s view, “the future of the institution of marriage at this moment is very uncertain” and “proper research” was needed to counter the many studies showing no differences in child outcomes. Id. The funder also stated that “this is a project where time is of the essence.” Id. Time was of the essence at the time of the funder’s comments in April 2011, and when Dr. Regnerus published the NFSS in 2012, because decisions such as Perry v. Schwarzenegger, 704 F. Supp. 2d 921 (N.D. Cal. 2010), and Windsor v. United States,-13-833 F. Supp. 2d 394 (S.D.N.Y. 2012), were threatening the funder’s concept of “the institution of marriage.” While Regnerus maintained that the funding source did not affect his impartiality as a researcher, the Court finds this testimony unbelievable. The funder clearly wanted a certain result, and Regnerus obliged. Additionally, the NFSS is flawed on its face, as it purported to study “a large, random sample of American young adults (ages 18-39) who were raised indifferent types of family arrangements” (emphasis added), but in fact it did not study this at all,as Regnerus equated being raised by a same-sex couple with having ever lived with a parent who had a “romantic relationship with someone of the same sex” for any length of time. Whatever Regnerus may have found in this “study,” he certainly cannot purport to have undertaken a scholarly research effort to compare the outcomes of children raised by same-sex couples with those of children raised by heterosexual couples. It is no wonder that the NFSS has been widely and severely criticized by other scholars, and that Regnerus’s own sociology department at the University of Texas has distanced itself from the NFSS in particular and Dr. Regnerus’s views in general and reaffirmed the aforementioned APA position statement. 

Below: Dave Bydalek touts Regnerus Study as evidence to defeat LB380's adoption reforms.

More fallout from JC Penney's fake 'sales'

16-year-old sneaks past guards, spends hours atop World Trade Center

Justin Casquejo (top in shower photo) was said to have tweeted photos of his WTC parkour feat, for which he was arrested, though they don't appear to be on his twitter account now.
     Photos of an earlier construction crane climb are, as well as the following interesting tweets and retweets:

Fred Phelps, founder of Topeka KS 'God Hates Fags' Westboro Baptist Church, died last night at 84

Phelps sect achieved worldwide notoriety when it began picketing the funerals of people who died of AIDS. When it later started demonstrating at the funerals of dead soldiers, it attracted counter-protesters like 'Patriot Guard' motorcyclists.

     Phelps built a successful civil rights/employment rights legal practice, but in 1979,

the Kansas Supreme Court stripped him of his license to practice in state courts, concluding he'd made false statements in court documents and "showed little regard" for professional ethics. He called the court corrupt and insisted he saw its action as a badge of honor. He later agreed to stop practicing in federal court, too.

     Daughter Margie in recent days refused to reveal the condition which caused her father to be placed in a hospice or to admit that he was near death. Her church said merely that its founder was "old and old people have health problems.
     Last year Phelps was excommunicated from the Westboro Baptist Church.
     His daughter says there will be no funeral.

'Deceitful to the core' scammer Kevin Trudeau gets 10-year sentence; was fixture on Omaha TV

Charlatan Kevin Trudeau (bottom) who bilked gullible
consumers out of millions with the help of broadcasters
who aired his infomercials

Trudeau's 2009 book, "The Weight Loss Cure 'They' Don't Want You to Know About." racked up $49 million in sales, was promoted 32,000 times on TV infomercials and advised people to limit food intake to 500 calories daily and walk an hour every day.
     Prosecutors called him an "uncontrollable huckster" who would probably try to defraud fellow prisoners even while behind bars.
     U.S. District Judge Ronald Guzman blasted Trudeau during sentencing.
     Even after the government went after him, his ads appeared regularly on Omaha television stations, always with a disclaimer disavowing any station accountability for his veracity — or lack thereof.

A smirking Sen. Richard Burr (R-NC), tries to nail Canadian physician with gotcha questions about her country's health care — and gets owned

(Video via Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders)

NE GOP Gov. Heineman now applying gay litmus test to Education Board applicants; calls it 'due diligence'

Omaha attorney and State
Board of Education candidate
Ross Pesek refused to answer
Heinemen's questionnaire

Several of Nebraska GOP Gov. Dave Heineman's litany of questions put to applicants for two open State Board of Education seats have virtually nothing to do with education. Heineman's flimsy rationalization of a gay adoption question, as related to the Omaha World-Herald, was because:

...a child's first, best teachers are parents. He said a majority of Nebraskans believe marriage is between a man and woman, and that's how the Nebraska Constitution defines it.

     One candidate, Omaha attorney Ross Pesek, refused to answer Heineman's questionnaire, and the executive director of the Nebraska Democratic Party, Dan Marvin, told the Herald:

Heineman

It is sad that the governor is using a political litmus test for filling board members to the State Board of Education,” Marvin said. “I am not surprised by it, but our kids deserve better.

AKSARBENT is surprised that Heineman stepped up to the plate to defend (however lamely) his antigay stance. Usually he hides behind the skirt of his spokeswoman or says nothing at all when the Omaha World-Herald or the Lincoln Journal-Star catch him being egregiously, but covertly homophobic.

Cronyism again an issue for Iowa GOP Gov. Branstad

Iowa GOP hack Lt. Gov. Kim Reynolds, says she had no idea about $280,000 in secret severance payments to former (Democratic) Iowa state employees before a story appeared in Des Moines Register, even though she was contacted about the apparent cronyism by the reporter before the piece was published.
     Here's Reynolds at her bubble-headed partisan best introducing Paul Ryan in Council Bluffs, claiming that Barack Obama lacked "style."
     Reynolds says that GOP Gov. Terry Branstad, currently on vacation in sunny Arizona and unavailable for comment, claims he had no idea what was going on.
     The six employees say they were fired over politics in interviews and grievances they filed. The Branstad administration claims their jobs were eliminated in a "reorganization" but, curiously, all of the settlement agreements had tightly-worded "confidentiality clauses" and two were offered  thousands of dollars apiece to sign additional agreements mandating secrecy.

Iowa's GOP Gov. Branstad again accused of cronyism and placing himself and his administration above the law. Carol Frank, a former construction and design engineer who was laid off in September 2011, likened the Branstad administration to “a group of renegades,” adding, “They just didn’t care about anyone else or about rules or law. They were just hiring their friends.”

     Branstad has spent at least $379,000 of Iowan's taxes defending his administra­tion against a lawsuit by Chris Godfrey, Iowa's gay former compensation commissioner, who alleged defamation, harassment, sexual discrimination and extortion by GOP Gov. Branstad, who cut his salary after he refused to resign, as did other top state employees appointed by Branstad's Democratic predecessor, Chet Culver.
     Branstad's spokesman claimed the governor had no idea know Godfrey was gay.
     Last April, Branstad's state-issued SUV, driven by Trooper Steve Lawrence, was clocked at 84 mph on Highway 20 in Hamilton County, which has a speed limit of 65. Lt. Gov. Reynolds was aboard. Branstad evidently exacted his revenge:

     DCI agent Larry Hedlund, who reported the speeding SUV, was put on paid leave within days of complaining the driver wasn’t ticketed. Hedlund, a 25-year veteran, was fired July 17 and has since sued for wrongful termination.

     The day after Hedlund's firing, Branstad called a news conference and denied Hedlund’s claims that his firing was related to the speeding incident. He then promised that troopers not on emergency business would be told not to exceed speed limits.
     “We need to obey the speeding laws and traffic laws,” Branstad said. “I don’t want to see another incident like this one.”
     Six weeks later, at 11:34 am Aug. 27th on Highway 3 in Franklin County, Branstad’s SUV was again stopped for speeding — again with Lt. Gov. Reynolds aboard. Chief Franklin County Deputy Linn Larson gave Trooper Darren Argabright a written warning, but not a ticket.

Guinness, Heineken drop sponsorship of New York St. Patrick's Day Parade over exclusion of marchers who identify themselves as gay

Sam Adams beer dropped its sponsorship of Boston's St. Patrick's Day Parade for the same reason.

Here's a 90's gay-inclusive Guinness ad that the company comissioned, then never aired  because of a right-wing UK ruckus before the commerical ever ran.

Faithless Bill Maher shockingly doesn't believe that a 600-year-old Noah and his three 100-year-old sons stuffed 3 million animals into a 450x50x30-ft. boat

When Christers sneering deride the "faithless," what they really mean are those people whose faith rests in science and empiricism, not absurdly impossible fairy tales.
     By the way, the Genesis account of a great flood was a transparent ripoff of an almost identical account in the Epic of Gilgamesh, which itself borrowed from other creation story flood accounts.

Here's what TransCanada left out of its Keystone XL ad

Note: the tarsands spill in Arkansas was not a TransCanada pipeline. It was a 50-year-old Exxon pipeline built to transport crude at a PSI of around 600, not double or triple that pressure, which tar sands pipelines require. Video via webmaster of Progressive Oasis.

Jon Stewart mocks Sen. Feinstein's sudden concern about CIA spying on her staff Americans

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Watch: An indignant Sen. Feinstein slaps her lectern while refuting CIA allegations that Senate staffers illicitly got critical Panetta review of agency

Feinstein alleges the CIA illicitly snooped on Senate staffers and removed or cut off access to documents they were scrutinizing as part of Congressional oversight of the agency. It would have been nice if NSA/CIA spying on ordinary Americans had elicited such outrage on the part of Feinstein.
     In classic J. Edgar Hoover style, CIA director Brennan denied Feinstein's accusation by fabricating one she never made: that the CIA "hacked" into computers provided by the agency for use by the Senate Intelligence Committee.

New ad questions absurd TransCanada claim that Keystone XL pipeline, carrying Canadian oil bound for China, will reduce US dependence on foreign oil

Fred Astaire & Rita Hayworth dancing to the Champs' smash cover of Tequila 16 years before it was released

I can't stop watching this. The dancing is from the 1942 film, You were never lovlier and was to the tune Shorty George. But this soundtrack substitution is even better. Eat your heart out, Ginger Rogers.



Here's the original (skip ahead to 5:42):

Echo Park goose with a crush on human bachelor Dominic Ehler turned out to be a Mario, not a Maria

Said his daily escort:

"Now, please, let's understand," said Dominic Ehler, Mario's human companion. "Sometimes I'll say Maria, sometimes I'll say Mario. It's kind of a long story, but I sorta say when he's good he's Maria, when he's bad he's Mario"

CBS evidently took park workers' word that the Goose was a girl, without checking.



AKSARBENT knew a goose in an Omaha park who liked (certain) people better than other geese, to whom s/he was kind of a pariah. The bird would come when we whistled and liked the tap water we brought it better than the park's pond water.

Pope drops f-bomb during Vatican address

The Argentinian pope made a mistake in Italian apparently common to non-native speakers during his weekly blessing to a crowd gathered in St. Peter's square. 
     An English translation of the gaffe:

     “If each one of us does not amass riches only for oneself, but half for the service of others, in this fuck, in this case the providence of God will become visible through this gesture of solidarity.”
     Francis' intent was to utter the Italian word for “example,” — “caso.”

     Instead, he said cazzo, slang for penis, but also widely used as a verbal synonym for fuck.

After Nebraska visit, MSNBC host Ed Schultz no longer supports Keystone XL pipeline

(MSNBC host Ed Schultz interviews Nebraska landowners
fighting Keystone XL, from the renewable energy-powered
barn built directly in the path of the pipeline.
Photo: Mary Anne Andrei/Bold Nebraska

Bold Nebraska, whose indefatigable efforts have changed the opinons of many people, hosted Ed Schultz in the renewable energy barn it had built in the proposed path of the Keystone XL pipeline. From Schultz' show:

Now, I can go out in this research of doing on the XL Pipeline. I can go find an expert over here with the PhD who`s for it. I can go find
somebody over here a scientist who`s against it. Let me give you an absolute tonight, something that you could really hang your hat on.
     The aquifer is feet deep, not

thousands of feet, I mean, feet deep over this territory in Nebraska. This  pipeline if it's constructed, just like every other pipeline, it will leak.
     It's an absolute. It will leak. The first XL Pipeline leaked. The first XL Pipeline comes down here and then goes to Chicago. Well, this one is going to be bigger. It's going to be carrying something a heck of a lot different. It will leak. You can count on it.
      So the question is this America. Do you want to risk -- does the president of the United States want to risk damaging the aquifer? And I'm talking about irreversible damage. This isn't something the oil companies are going to be able to come in and fix the aquifer, no. When that oil, if and when it does get in there, now, what are we going to do? You are going to make void the farm economy in this part of the country. That's the risk.
     That's the absolute. No matter what any export tells you on the left, on the right, on the blue, on the green, on the center, no matter what their degrees are, this is where they want to put the pipeline. This is what it's going to cover and this is the risk.
      Mr. President, are we so energy void that we have to do this? I would love to see the president of the United States go to Nebraska and talk to the folks on the ground and find out exactly how far down that aquifer goes and what an oil spill would do, and what the ramifications would be.
      This right here, the Keystone XL Pipeline that would go over the Ogallala Aquifer is one of the biggest energy risks this country will ever take, ever, ever. It is going to be one of the most disastrous things if it does leak because it's irreversible.

     Mr. President, say no to this project. I turn this night on this program. I was wrong. But after researching both sides and listening to all the experts and seeing what`s out there, I don't think America needs to take this risk. That's not even taking into consideration our diplomatic relations with Canada, which I don't think are going to be risky.

     All this noise you're hearing on the Right Wing about Russia, forget it. That has nothing to do with or energy security and it will not affect the price, if we're worried about that on the global market.

Ohio Sheriff Steve Barry helps Christers stage mock arrests with real, on-duty cops in order to fabricate religious liberty victim narrative

Screencap of KAZ "exclusive" video of staged arrest

The only regret expressed by Summit County Sheriff Steve Barry for participation by his department in the taxpayer-subsidized Christian hoax was that he and his deputies were made out to look like "bad guys" because Larry James, general manager of Cleveland-based KAZ Radio Television Network, posted the mock arrests on YouTube without disclaimers informing viewers that the arrests were phony and part of church "marketing" efforts.
     Barry attempted to defend his office's actions to the Akron Beacon:

    Barry said his deputies (two who were off duty and unpaid and two who were on duty and paid) participated as an act of good will to help the faith community in its efforts.
     “I feel we have an obligation to the community as part of our community policing and community relations,” Barry said. “It took nothing away from their assignments and it was a good way to continue building relationships.”
     None of the three pastors who were “arrested” on Sunday — the Rev. Melford Elliott, pastor at Greater Bethel Baptist Church; the Rev. Robert Golson, pastor at Prince of Peace Baptist Church; and the Rev. Vincent Peterson, pastor at Providence Baptist Church — could be reached for comment.

Stephen Colbert mocks homophobic stupidity of GOP Iowa Rep. Steve King

This was prompted by the idiotic rationalizations King gave to WHO over his public pout about the veto by Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer of a bill to allow people to refuse goods and services to gays on account of their "deeply held" religious beliefs.

Miss Coco Peru plays Grand Theft Auto

Singularly funny and in this video she's not shoving merchandise into disarray on store shelves. (We shall charitably assume Miss Peru straightened things up after those takes were finished.)



(Via JMG via Zhy Kitty)

Here's Alexander Payne's rather dull appearance on the Colbert Report promoting Nebraska

We hadn't seen the cemetery clip shown here. June Squibb is the real deal! Stephen Colbert asked Payne if he wore an ankle monitor and for some reason was not allowed to leave the Cornhusker state.

Day Drunk Gays take on 'dating' apps

George Will says LGBTs are 'sore winners' and 'not neighborly' for insisting that Christers who run businesses obey public accommodations laws covering LGBTs

Iowa Rep. Steve King's dilemma: How do you know which LGBTs to discriminate against?

Now that Iowa 4th district Rep. Steve King has redefined LGBT civil rights as "special privileges for self-professed" gays, he was asked by a WHO reporter if "self-professed" means King thinks homosexuality is a choice.
     The GOP Rep. said, "A lot of it is a combination of nature and nurture, but the one thing that I referenced when I said "self-professed" is how do you know who to discriminate against?"

Warren Buffett compares Berkshire-Hathaway's investment strategy to being bisexual

Filthy rich Omaha tycoon Warren Buffett

Buffett, a fan of Mae West, likes to include sexual metaphors in Berkshire-Hathaway's annual letter to shareholders. Here's an excerpt from the Oracle of Omaha's latest missive to stockholders, (in which he admitted that last year Berkshire Hathaway again did not beat the performance of the Standard and Poor's 500.)

     Our flexibility in capital allocation – our willingness to invest large sums passively in non-controlled businesses – gives us a significant advantage over companies that limit themselves to acquisitions they can operate. Woody Allen stated the general idea when he said: “The advantage of being bi-sexual is that it doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” Similarly, our appetite for either operating businesses or passive investments doubles our chances of finding sensible uses for our endless gusher of cash.

     Although Buffett is willing to draw parallels between the behavior of his company and bisexuals, he refuses to pose for any joke photos with business students implying teh gay.
     Unrelated: Earlier this year, Buffett tweeted a photo of himself as Breaking Bad's fictional meth manufacturer, Walter White.

Nebraska's 'great simplicity' rewarded with 6 Oscar nominations but no wins; to what/whom the film lost

Benjamin Murray explains:

At a glance, Nebraska seems to be about nothing more than an old man’s wandering and fading mind on search for a purpose but by the time the credits roll, the film lets wonder what is the truth behind mankind’s most basic desires. The film looks at how a person becomes a sum total of all their actions and interactions with their surrounding environment. The great simplicity behind Nebraska was recognized by the Academy through the six award nominations including nods for the best picture and best director for Alexander Payne. Also nominated for cinematography, the black and white film was shot by Phedon Papamichael on an Arri Alexa. Nebraska was not shot on traditional black and white film stock but rather was desaturated in colour during post-production to the version screen (sic) in cinemas. Payne commented that it was done so the studio had the ability to release the film in colour if they felt the urge to and for budgetary reasons. The veteran character actor Bruce Dern is also nominated for his performance of Woodrow Grant while his co-star June Squibb is nominated for her turn as his acerbic tongued wife, Kate. Debut feature film screenwriter Bob Nelson also scored a best original screenplay nomination for his quiet tale of the Grant family.

Nebraska was nominated for Best Picture, (losing to 12 Years a Slave) Best Director (Alexander Payne, who lose to Gravity's Alfonso Cuarón), Best Original Screenplay (Bob Nelson, losing to Spike Jonez' script for Her), Best Supporting Actress (June Squibb, who lost to Lupita Nyong'o for her performance in 12 Years a Slave), Best Actor (Bruce Dern, who lost to Matthew McConaughey's performance in Dallas Buyer's Club) and Best Cinematography (Phedon Papamichael, who lost to Gravity's Emmanuel Lubezki).
     Papamichael should not lose heart; Lubezski's winning nomination was his sixth; another Cinematography nominee, Prisoners' Roger A. Deakins, has been nominated 11 times without collecting an Oscar.
     Unrelated: Bret Gold in Motley Fool (!) says Will Forte beat out Casey Affleck, Paul Rudd, Matthew Modine, and supposedly even Bryan Cranston for the part of the son of Bruce Dern's character in Nebraska, which was shot on  a production budget of just $12 million. It has earned about $17 million so far for Paramount.

Sec'y of State Kerry, NATO, UN and Ukraine react to Russian military action in Crimea

Russia's excuse for sending troops into the Ukraine — to "protect" its citizens living there — is the same one Hitler used to rationalize invading Poland and Czechoslovakia and the same one Ronald Reagan used to justify the invasion of Grenada.

Seth Myers surrenders his seat to Sir Ian McKellen

I hope the staffers on Myers show are well paid because the set looks to be straight from Dollar General's home furnishings aisle.