Saturday, March 8, 2014

Echo Park goose with a crush on human bachelor Dominic Ehler turned out to be a Mario, not a Maria

Said his daily escort:
"Now, please, let's understand," said Dominic Ehler, Mario's human companion. "Sometimes I'll say Maria, sometimes I'll say Mario. It's kind of a long story, but I sorta say when he's good he's Maria, when he's bad he's Mario"
CBS evidently took park workers' word that the Goose was a girl, without checking.

AKSARBENT knew a goose in an Omaha park who liked (certain) people better than other geese, to whom s/he was kind of a pariah. The bird would come when we whistled and liked the tap water we brought it better than the park's pond water.

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