Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Was NU foundation, which manages a $1.9 billion endowment, paying for antigay coach's car when he went Omaha to lobby against LGBT law?

2011 GMC Terrain
The University of Nebraska has a $1.9 billion endowment, managed by the University of Nebraska Foundation, which provides vehicles and club memberships to a number of selected NU employees.
     The private foundation subsidizes the vehicles of more than 80 NU employees, mostly through leases.
     Common Cause of Nebraska issued a report about the whole thing and thinks there should be more public disclosure.
     Deena Winter of Nebraska Watchdog wrote about it here. The World-Herald added: "...the bulk of the perks go to coaches at Lincoln or University of Nebraska at Omaha. Salary records show that more than half of the employees getting the perks make six figures or more."
     The free ride of Ron Brown, who famously went to Omaha to lecture the City Council about its judgement in adopting a LGBT antibias ordinance, is now a 2011 GMC Terrain, shown above, with an invoice of $23,275. Brown is paid $254,800 per year.
     Butch Hug (what a name!), the Associate Athletic Director for Facilities and Event Management, gets to drive a 2011 Ford Flex, AKSARBENT's favorite station wagon of all time. It's the one all the Desperate Housewives piled into for their road trip to deliver Edie's ashes to her son. We want.
Interior, 2011 Ford Flex Titanium

Leading U.S. homebuilders now are quietly witholding the mineral rights (including fracking rights) under the homes they sell

According to Reuters:
"All the smart developers are doing it," says Lance Astrella, a Denver lawyer who represents mineral-rights owners, including homebuilders, in deals with energy companies.
     Among the smart ones are private firms like Oakwood Homes in Colorado, the Groce Companies in North Carolina, Wynne/Jackson in Texas, and Shea Homes, which builds coast to coast. Publicly traded companies that engage in the practice include the Ryland Group, Pulte Homes and Beazer Homes, according to oil and gas attorneys and public land records.
     D.R. Horton, the biggest U.S. homebuilder, is a heavy user of the practice. The Fort Worth, Texas, company has separated the mineral rights from tens of thousands of homes in states where shale plays are either well under way or possible, including North Carolina, Alabama, Mississippi, Virginia, New Mexico, Nevada, Arizona, Oklahoma, Utah, Idaho, Texas, Colorado, Washington and California. In Florida alone, the builder has kept the mineral rights underneath more than 10,000 lots, a review of county property records shows.
Below a D.H. Horton video touting energy efficiency. Unsaid: Your D.H. Horton house will be even more energy-efficient if the company sells the fracking rights from underneath you and you are subsequently able to heat your home by igniting the tap water from your well!

Betty White grants you permission to call her Betty Purple on October 17th

The star with a longer TV career than anyone currently working is changing her name to “Betty Purple” in recognition of GLAAD’s annual anti-bullying campaign Spirit Day on October 17.

Montgomery, AL atheists: 'training pastors with tax­payers’ dollars and bringing them to crime scenes to preach Christianity is a 'blatant violation of separation of religion and government.'

Below is the letter and here is the story:

October 7, 2013

Hon. Todd Strange
Mayor, City of Montgomery Alabama
Room 206, City Hall
103 North Perry Street
Montgomery, Alabama 36104

Chief Kevin Murphy
Chief of Police
320 N. Ripley St.
Montgomery, AL 36104

In re: Notice of Constitutional Violation.

Dear Mayor Strange and Chief Murphy,

I am the President of American Atheists, Inc., and I write in a sincere attempt to avoid litigation directed against you and against the state of Alabama.

American Atheists is a nationwide organization, with Headquarters in New Jersey, whose mission is to protect the rights of atheists and others who do not have a belief in any god or gods.  We have members and groups throughout the United States, including Alabama.

Our organization has received complaints from a number of residents and taxpayers in Alabama who object strongly to “Operation Good Shepard” whereby public funds and public employees are to be used to promote the Christian religion in an attempt to reduce crime in the State of Alabama.

As salutatory as the ends sought may be, any plan by public officials to engage in a scheme to promote Christianity using public funds and public officials is blatantly and facially unconstitutional under the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States, which states, “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion…”
 

On behalf of the Alabama members of our organization, I respectfully request that this and any other attempts to further the Christian religion, or any other religion, by state actors be terminated immediately.

If this is not done forthwith, we have powerful remedies available.  These include the possible filing of a Federal lawsuit under 42 USC 1983, et seq., alleging that you, together with others, have conspired to break the law and to violate the U.S. Constitution.  If we are forced to file a lawsuit, in addition to our First Amendment claims, we would allege that atheists, and other non-believers, are being denied their Constitutional rights under the Fourteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution to “the equal protection of the laws,” in that only the Christian religion is offered as a cure for crime in your state.  The ethical teachings of other religions and of atheist thinkers will be ignored.

We respectfully request and demand that either Christian evangelism by state actors cease, or, alternatively, that atheists be permitted to participate in programs dedicated to helping stop crime on the same basis granted to religion.

It is our sincere desire to avoid costly litigation that you will almost certainly lose, in that the United States Supreme Court has repeatedly held that the type of conduct of which we write is unlawful.  We respectfully ask that you not cause your state to incur the rather large monetary loss that will result from court ordered payment of damages and attorney fees.

We will withhold further action for ten days from the date of this letter.  Thank you for your attention to this request.

Sincerely,

David Silverman
President
American Atheists, Inc.

House shuts off Rep. Grayson after he cites survey comparing it to dog poop


Ex-NU center Dominic Raiola taunts WI band with gay and obscenely sexist slurs; will make 'significant donation' to band; Detroit Lions won't discipline him

Before Last Sunday's 22-9 loss to Green Bay, Detroit Lions center Dominic Raiola went off on the University of Wisconsin Marching Band on Lambeau Field.
     John Breech wrote Monday that, according to several Wisconsin band members, Raiola called them "fat mother[expletive]" and told them they "suck." Raiola is also accused of using a derogatory word to refer to a female member of the band... Things got so bad that Lions safety Louis Delmas allegedly apologized for Raiola's behavior."
     Raiola, who is at least stout, allegedly said to a tuba player: "Hey fat guy — you want a hot dog?"
     Raiola promised a big donation to The Marching Band Fund in a phone call to University of Wisconsin band director Michael Leckrone on Tuesday.
     Detroit Lions president Tom Lewand has confirmed that the Lions will not discipline Raiola and has released a boilerplate apology from him:
My interaction with the Wisconsin Marching Band was inappropriate I apologize to those I offended along with all of the members of Wisconsin's Marching Band. I also apologize to the Lions' organization and my teammates. I understand the standards to which we should conduct ourselves, and my actions Sunday fell dramatically short of those standards.
     Raiola attended the University of Nebraska at Lincoln, where he played as an offensive lineman, and then as a center for the Cornhuskers from 1998 to 2000. 
     He was fined $7,500 in 2008 for flipping off Ford Field fans and in 2010 he was docked $15,000 after a verbal altercation with a fan in Miami.
Zach York
On his Facebook page, U. of Wisconsin junior trumpet player Zachary York wrote:
Dominic Raiola is literally the worst person I have ever had the fortune to encounter. After marching down the field awaiting the national anthem, He went off on a verbal tirade, among other things, questioning my sexuality (as a band member) and then continued on to bring my sister and my recently deceased mother into the conversation. After I refused to give him the satisfaction of turning to look at him, he switched targets to a trombone ranting at him calling him overweight and saying he can't play a real sport. After our halftime show, the same fine gentleman called a female member of the band the "c" word.

Was a .38-packing Johnny Carson ready to shoot Frank Gifford for bopping his wife?

In a new tell-all, Johnny Carson's lawyer, Henry Bushkin (often referred to by Carson on his show as "Bombastic Bushkin") claimed that in 1970 he and a private investigator accompanied Carson while he broke into an apartment in Manhattan that his then-wife Joanne was secretly renting and found framed photos of Frank Gifford "all over."
     Bushkin claimed that under Carson's raincoat, "I was shocked to see that Johnny was carrying a .38 revolver in a holster on his hip."
     Bushkin wrote he later joined a already-drunk Carson at a bar, hard at work fashioning jokes about his discovery: "“Why Frank Gifford? What’s that a-?-hole got that I don’t have? That guy plays three positions on the field. I could never get Joanne to go for more than two."
     Joanne Carson, who is 81 and now lives on Sunset Blvd. (paging Gloria Swanson!) in Bel-Air says it never happened, that the apartment belonged to her secretary but had some of her things in it, and that Carson, an ex-Navy man, was terrified of guns.
Frank Gifford in a 1962 Lucky Strike print ad
     Yesterday, on the Today Show, Kathie Lee Gifford told cohost Hoda Kotb that she asked Frank about the accusation, and he said: "I can't remember! Maybe!" Then, on the air, she denied the report and told the New York Post later, from her home in Greenwich, CT, "It's not true. It was a long time ago and it never happened."
     In 1988 Carson fired Bushkin after accusing him of bad investments and sued him for $16 million dollars for repayment of a failed real estate development loan note.

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Aw, go soak your head in the tidal basin, Rep. King


Here's a fun way to expense your trip



The above rendition is fine, but
AKSARBENT still pines for a nice,
slutty, man-coming-to-an-understanding-
with-his-tailor version of Barbra's cover
of Sam, you made the pants too long.
Internet needs to make this happen now.
Also, tailors should serve their customers
drinks, like below. That is all.

Bashing outside Blue Moon, Pittsburgh gay bar

Three have been arrested. Sloviak and his boyfriend were assaulted outside Lawrenceville's Blue Moon, a gay bar AKSARBENT has visited. They were set upon after defiantly yelling "Yeah, we're faggots!" in response to invective shouted at them from across the street.
     Lawrenceville is a waterfront Pittsburgh neighborhood founded in 1814 by William Foster, the father of composer Stephen Foster. It is being gentrified and has a large presence of hipsters and gays alongside lifelong neighborhood residents.
     Pennsylvania's hate crimes law does not include sexual orientation or gender identity.
(Via Towleroad)


AKSARBENT leaks painfully obvious CIA/NSA/AIPAC disinformation video

Never mind that it already has four million views and was already tweeted this morning by @ZackFord. We're leaking it to everyone who hasn't seen it already, okay?










Monday, October 7, 2013

Glenn Greenwald drops another bombshell — on Canada's NSA, the CSEC; agency spied on Brazil's Mines and Energy Dept., allegedly for Canadian industry

To hear Greenwald's CBC interview (about nine minutes, and you should) click here. Below is a brief excerpt:

Carol Off: The organization that was doing this spying, Communications Security Establishment Canada, not an organization very well known, even here, but its mandate is to safeguard Canadian government communications from foreign hackers, to help federal security agencies where legally possible, and to gather foreign intelligence. Do you have any sense that what they're pursuing would fall into any of those categories?
     Glen Greenwald: No definitely not. And I think if you look at the statements made by the Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff, that's the point that she's making, which is that this espionage is clearly intended to bestow economic and industrial advantage onto Canadian Industry. Exactly what the United States and its allies, including Canada routinely denounce China for doing. And that's what makes this espionage so disturbing — not just the espionage itself, but the fact that the leaders of the United States and Great Britain, Canada, routinely mislead not only world but their own citizens about what this spying system is actually designed to achieve.


Below: Last Thursday, on the BBC program Newsnight, Glen Greenwald demolishes repeated attempts by a very hostile journalist, Kirsty Wark, to trap him with gotcha questions that could have been scripted by GCHQ, Britain's NSA.


The Omaha World-Herald reminds you that Democrats — not just its boy, Lee Terry — are keeping their pay too and never you mind that they weren't the ones who shut down the government, okay?

Actually, the World-Herald did finally endorse an opponent of Lee Terry's in 2012, but Terry still won because of attack ads by outside groups, his own well-funded campaign and Democrats who didn't bother to show up at the polls in a district that went for Obama in 2008. Nice work all around.
     Lately Lee Terry's expansive sense of entitlement (that would be his, not yours, as displayed recently in his nonlistening appearance in North Omaha) caused him to be so dismissive about questions regarding his salary during the shutdown he helped effect (and then lied about on his taxpayer-funded web site) that he got spanked by some of the biggest sites on Internet, apologized, and then got whipped by Wonkette, which found his apology wanting.
     Here is what Joeseph Morton slipped into his World-Herald article today about Terry's apology, miraculously achieved after his hubris virally boomeranged, carrying back with it thousands of angry Internet comments and causing a sudden (but heartfelt, we're sure) epiphany in the beating breast of Nebraska's second congressional district representative, regarding his transformative sorrow at having put "my needs above others in a crisis:"
Plenty of Democrats have refused to suspend their pay, too, including Sen. Tom Harkin of Iowa. House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., hasn't said she's giving up her checks and neither has President Barack Obama.
An exuberant, almost giddy Lee Terry exits the open bar closed-door Republican meeting Saturday, 9/28/2013, in which GOP representatives decided to vote for a government shutdown.
     Does Morton think his readers are really gullible enough to believe that congressional Democrats share responsibility for the latest GOP government shutdown stunt and therefore some sort of obligation to share the economic pain they didn't cause?
     Oh please. Only in the World-Herald.

Are you ready for some denial? PBS' Frontline
tackles NFL's cynical concussion coverup

PBS has already aired a program on this subject, but this two-parter, the initial installment of which will be the season premiere of Frontline, tomorrow night, evidently digs deeper into the NFL's duplicity on the issue.

 

The people who killed Lincoln's fairness ordinance now are going after transgendered school kids. Here's how you can defend them, since Nebraska's leading LGBT organizations apparently aren't

A quick looksee by AKSARBENT this morning seems to indicate that, of the leading Nebraska gay organizations, not one is devoting a bit of space on its website to defending transgendered schoolkids against the Nebraska Family Alliance's new antiLGBT Jihad.
     Not Citizens for Equal Protection. Not Heartland Pride. Not Outlinc. And neither PFLAG Lincoln nor PFLAG Omaha.
     While the new Nebraska Family Alliance (the merger of Family First of Nebraska and the Nebraska Family Association) is busy lobbying the Nebraska School Activities Association to keep life difficult for transgendered kids, Nebraska's gay groups don't seem to have organized any website pushback at all.
     (AKSARBENT doesn't use Facebook, so we can only hope that said organizations are at least doing something effective on that platform, but we wouldn't stake our lives on it.)
     The other day, Zack Ford, at D.C.'s ThinkProgress, went so far as to publish a POINT BY POINT rebuttal of the Nebraska Family Alliance's attack, just perfect for emailing to the board members of the NSAA, now being lobbied hard by the usual antigay suspects from all over the state.
     It's a sad state of affairs when a D.C. policy group is so outraged by what is happening to gay kids in Nebraska that it does a better job of providing a blueprint for pushback than the state's own LGBT groups seem to be doing, which, as far as AKSARBENT can see, is either relatively little or absolutely nothing.
     Here's something you can do, dear reader, that Nebraska's biggest LGBT organizations aren't:
     1) Open your email and copy the email addresses below into the "To" box; if NSAA's server bounces your email because it mistakes your missive for spam, then send the letter nine times, each time to a different recipient (hassle, I know);
     2) Copy the letter below the first dotted line into the body of the email and click "send" (Obviously you should read the letter first and add or delete whatever you think is appropriate. If you choose to include Zack Ford's arguments, you should not modify them. Be polite, persuasive and firm.)

NSAA Board & Executive Director contact information:

Wendy Henrichs, Dist. I, Lincoln East
Mark Norvell, Dist. I, Fillmore Central
Dr. Jerry Bartee, Dist. II, OPS
Dr. Bob Reznicek, Dist. II, Boys Town
Mr. Jay Bellar, Dist. III, Battle Creek
Dr. Brian Maher, Dist. IV, Kearney
Alan Garey, Dist. V, Medicine Valley
Mr. Kent Halley, Dist. VI, Mitchell
Rhonda Blanford-Green, Executive Director

whenrich@lps.org, mark.norvell@fillmorecentral.org, jerry.bartee@ops.org, bob.reznicek@boystown.org, jbellar@bcpsne.info, brian.maher@kearneypublic.org, agarey@esu15.org, khalley@panesu.org, rblanfordgreen@nsaahome.org

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As a Nebraskan concerned with the exclusion of some students who may wish to participate in school activities, I am disturbed by the campaign being mounted by the Nebraska Family Alliance, a recent merger of two organizations, the Nebraska Family Council and Family First of Nebraska, to limit opportunities for transgendered Nebraska students.

These organizations have a history of objecting to fair treatment of LGBT Nebraskans and a pattern of misrepresenting facts. Recently they have begun a pressure campaign to persuade your organization not to adopt an enlightened transgender policy and, apparently, to raise money for their own organization by fear-mongering regarding this issue.

They allege the following regarding your proposed policy:
  • It  creates the potential of allowing some students unfair advantages, particularly in the case of a biologically male student playing on a girls’ athletic team.
  • It is unclear how this would affect gender-separated locker rooms and restrooms. If transgendered males or females may use the opposite sex’s facilities, it raises safety concerns.
  • A transgender policy could create an undo [sic] financial burden on local school districts to accommodate transgender students in regard to athletic facilities, such as restrooms and locker rooms.
Not one of the above Nebraska Family Alliance objections is defensible, as Zack Ford at Washington D.C.'s ThinkProgress noted in a recent article about your policy deliberations and the NFA's current attempt to influence those deliberations.

Here is what Mr. Ford wrote about the truthfulness of the arguments that the Nebraska Family Alliance is employing to sway you:

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These three misguided notions about transgender students can be easily rebutted.

First, the claim of unfair advantages relies on a number of assumptions that paint an incomplete picture. A national report on transgender equality in scholastic athletics points out that this argument only applies to trans women (those born male), assumes that trans women are not “real” women, and leaves no room for trans women who have used hormone blockers to avoid the impact pubescent testosterone might have on their bodies. Further, research has found no evidence to suggest trans women actually have a competitive advantage:

It is also important to know that any athletic advantages a transgender girl or woman arguably may have as a result of her prior testosterone levels dissipate after about one year of estrogen therapy. According to medical experts on this issue, the assumption that a transgender girl or woman competing on a women’s team would have a competitive advantage outside the range of performance and competitive advantage or disadvantage that already exists among female athletes is not supported by evidence. As one survey of the existing research concludes, “the data available does not appear to suggest that transitioned athletes would compete at an advantage or disadvantage as compared with physically born men and women.”
There is nothing to substantiate the claim that allowing transgender people access to the locker room they identify with will have any implication on “safety.” This relies on assumptions that trans people are inherently deviant, or that gender identity is a switch someone can flip on any given day. Like those fighting California’s protections for transgender students, the Nebraska Family Alliance provide no answers as to which — if any — facilities transgender people should be able to use.

Perhaps conservatives believe that trans people should have their own separate — and thus ostracizing — facilities. Only that could explain the third claim of a financial burden for schools. All that needs to happen is for schools to learn how to respect and defend students’ gender identities and whatever facilities they already have will suffice. At worst, schools might accommodate a trans student by installing a privacy stall or curtain, a negligible cost that can be administered in a given afternoon by a maintenance person.

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I encourage you to adopt the proposed reforms that your organization is considering.

Educational: Shirtless dude teaches you how to pronounce hard food words

Well, he's funnier than Wavy Davey (ewwww!) and smarter too, though probably not by much on either count. You'd think that the people who make these click-bait videos would scour college theatre departments for people who can wring out some humor or personality from a line.


Is Putin trying to co-opt gay protests by supplying Russia's athletes with rainbow-colored gloves?

Zippo flame starts epic 39,000 mile journey across Russia!

Excerpts from the the footage below of the Olympic torch going out in Moscow, then being relit with a cigarette lighter, have been widely circulated but no blogs we've seen seem to have commented on the rainbow-colored gloves on Russian athletes. Good. AKSARBENT wins!


Sochi surveillance: Russia's FSB sees NSA's PRISM and raises it one with "Sorm;" can stop Olympic protests before they start by spying on gay athletes

Russia's security agency, the FSB, has initiated a "Sorm" program, described as the NSA's "PRISM" program, but even more intrusive, if that's possible.
     Ironically, journalists, Andrei Soldatov and Irina Borogan, experts on the Russian security services, probably had an easier time documenting the Russian government's spy initiative than journalists in the U.S. have had in busting the NSA because in Russia, dozens of open source technical documents were published on the Zakupki govern­ment procure­ment agency website, and public records of government oversight agencies were available, unlike in the U.S.
    As usual, The Guardian has the story:
     ...newly installed telephone and internet spying capabilities will give the FSB free rein to intercept any telephony or data traffic and even track the use of sensitive words or phrases mentioned in emails, webchats and on social media...
     ...earlier this year a leaflet from the US state department's bureau of diplomatic security warned anyone travelling to the Games to be extremely cautious with communications.
     "Business travellers should be particularly aware that trade secrets, negotiating positions, and other sensitive information may be taken and shared with competitors, counterparts, and/or Russian regulatory and legal entities," the document reads. The advice contains an extraordinary list of precautions for visitors who wish to ensure safe communications, such as removing batteries from phones when not in use and only travelling with "clean" devices...
     Yeah, try removing the battery from an iPhone or many newer Android phones.
     ...the FSB can access data without the provider ever knowing, meaning every phone call or internet communication can be logged. Although the NSA FSB technically requires a warrant to intercept a communication, it is not obliged to show it to anyone...
     Gee, now Russia is now copying the questionable legal techniques of American repression! How the worm turns.

But wait! There's more! Agence France-Presse adds:
...analysts said national telecom provider Rostelecom is installing DPI (deep packet inspection) systems on all its mobile networks, technology which will allow the FSB not only to monitor all traffic but also to filter it. 
The Guardian continued:
     ...At a rare FSB press conference this week, an official, Alexei Lavrishchev, denied security and surveillance at the Games would be excessive, and said that the London Olympics featured far more intrusive measures. "There, they even put CCTV cameras in, excuse me for saying it, the toilets," said Lavrishchev. "We are not taking this kind of measure."
     ...Another target may well be gay rights, likely to be one of the biggest issues of the Games. Putin has said that competitors who wear rainbow pins, for example, will not be arrested under the country's controversial new law that bans "homosexual propaganda". However, it is likely that any attempts to stage any kind of rally or gathering to support gay rights will be ruthlessly broken up by police, as has been the case on numerous occasions in Russian cities in the past. Using DPI, [Deep Packet Inspection] Russian authorities will be able to identify, tag and follow all visitors to the Olympics, both Russian and foreign, who are discussing gay issues, and possibly planning to organise protests.

Sunday, October 6, 2013

We knew this was coming: the New Yorker burlesques the 'cold call' pope

Paul Rudnick, writing in the New Yorker, wonders what it's like to field papal calls, out of the blue.
     “Hi, it’s me again. I know I’m being Pope Pushy, but I’d like your advice. I’m having problems with Pope Benedict. Well, he’s not really the Pope anymore, but he sits there, in that mother-in-law apartment, and he criticizes. He’s always, like, ‘When I was the Pope . . . ,’ and, ‘I’m fine, don’t listen to me, just go Skype with all your new gay buddies. . . .’ So I just need to hear you say that I’m doing O.K.”

Oh look — a nice liberal Garrison Keillor rant!

Graphic credit
Rounds all the bases, doesn't it?
     He blasts racism, plutocrats, sexism, bible bullies, religious hypocrites, right-wing talk radio hosts and homophobes.
     Oh wait. Scotch that last item. We forgot. Garrison Keillor has really never been one to rail against heterosexual supremacists, has he? (Unless there's something uncharacteristic of Keillor beyond the ellipsis in that quote.)
     After all, Lake Wobegon is a place where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, all the children are above average and all the gay people are invisible and almost never mentioned, because... superficially idyllic small town.
     Listening to Prairie Home Companion is rather like watching a Ken Burns documentary — that never-never land in which none of the Jazz stars were gay (especially that one with the "title" — Was it Count? Or maybe Duke? — whose white doctor boyfriend left his practice to accompany him on tour.)
Ventura
     None of the Baseball legends were gay or bisexual either, especially that left-handed Hall-of-Fame pitcher. Nor that other pitcher who roomed during the season with the same fellow ballplayer for something like 16 years.
     After all, popular history can only go so far.
     But we digress. Keillor's fellow Minnesotan and nemesis, ex-governor Jesse Ventura (yeah, the pro wrestler), has always been more publicly supportive of gay people than Keillor ever was.

SNL's vicious portrayal of GOP shutdown instigators as irresponsible, decadent, reckless wastrels

Vicious, but not without a kernel of truth if reports of widespread drinking by GOP house members while on the job are correct.
     Lee Terry sure seemed gleeful.


Stephen Colberts' inspired, hilarious-from-start-to-finish, on-air government shutdown wedding

Lorne Michaels should be on his knees praying that Comedy Central never starts programming a show opposite SNL on Saturday nights.


AFER has become quite media-savvy — here's its absorbing video about joining the Virginia marriage equality lawsuit


The Nation and the ACLU go after prison profiteers

The Nation and the ACLU are taking on the corporate leeches who prey on truly captive audiences and their families in sweetheart deals with public and private prisons.
     Worse than phone profiteering is the cruelty of the prison medical contractors, who ration vital treatments to prisoners, leaving them in agony and worse. For example, Correctional Medical Services "discourages treatment for hepatitis," leaving prisoners with hep. C to slide into permanent, profound disability.
     These problems are much worse in private prisons, who are guaranteed occupancy by the states and counties that contract with them -- effectively, the government promises to lock up a minimum number of its citizens as a condition of doing business with private prisons. These prisons are not subject to freedom of information requests, are not inspected in the same way as public prisons, and have profit-taking built into their billion-dollar business, meaning that every dollar they spend on care and rehabilitation for prisoners is a dollar they don't return to their shareholders.
Here's the first of several videos:



Cher's Reddit AMA: If you could turn back time,
would you kill Hitler?

The whole thing is here.




Saturday, October 5, 2013

Jon Basso: Don't come to my restaurant.
It is bad for you. It'll kill you.


Another FL cop busted, says it was because he was gay (Exhibit B)

AKSARBENT detects a trend!
     First a Manatee County Sheriff's officer's "Because I'm gay" defense, and now this, via Jay Weaver of the Miami Herald
     Vital Frederick, a young Miami cop, never disputed the undercover evidence revealing he accepted dirty money from two fellow police officers working with the FBI in a pair of sting operations.
     But Frederick, who stood trial on extortion and other charges, testified his colleagues threatened that unless he took the cash they would expose his “secret” — that he was gay and had a 10-year relationship with a boyfriend from high school.

FL cop busted, says it was because he was gay (Exhibit A)

This is what happens when GOP politicians inaugurate your airport expansion


8/19/2013


10/4/2013

(Photo: @NEStatePatrol)


Hey, if Adrian Smith can blame the Democrats for shutting down the govern­ment, AKSARBENT can blame him for the tornado that just destroyed Wayne's airport.

Alan Grayson to Bill Maher: the GOP 'has locked up the stupid vote

After Host Bill Maher referenced polling data revealing that about 45% of Republicans think President Obama wasn't born in this country and that 44% think armed revolution might be necessary, Florida Rep. Alan Grayson commented: "It's a problem for us because the other side has locked up the stupid vote," going on to explain that he sees three GOP parties: "There's the corporate shills, there are the religious fanatics and then there are the freedom fiends, the ones who want to make sure you have the right to sleep under a bridge."

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