Does
model-of-discretion Harbison understand that leading by example is the most effective way to teach? Let's find out, class! After all,
Right Wing Professor has 140-character opinions on many other subjects, too, and he charitably lets a breathless world know, via twitter, dozens of times per month!
But first, more from Harbison's blog. Did you know that he really hates sprinkler restrictions? It's true! And somehow, fags are partially responsible for this:
And while they treat the perpetually whiny lesbian and gay activist community with kid gloves, going out of their way to make nice even while members of said community concoct hoax hate crimes, they are gung ho about busting
taxpayers unfortunate enough to have malfunctioning sprinkler controls.
AKSARBENT doesn't know what the learned, gun totin', UNL professor means by "they." Cops? The Democratic Political Machine? Tom Casady and one of the aforementioned? Were there really
other hate crime hoaxes from the "gay activist community" apart from the Charlie Rogers imbroglio? Because no one except Harbison seems to know about this. Could you identify them, professor? Also, what is the "gay activist community?" Are those, like, queers who want legal relationships with their partners and the right to bury them and own property as tenants-in-entirety? Is that what you mean by "whiny"? So many questions, Professor Harbison.
Perhaps it is just better to move on. After all, Harbison has lots of other weighty and important pronouncements to think about.
A few selections from the twitter wit and wisdom
of University of Nebraska at Lincoln Chemistry
Professor Gerard Harbison
On growing up in Europe, not America, and subsequently holding forth expansively about the essence of the Cornhusker State:
I like to help out-of-staters with directions. it's the Nebraska way! (8/22/2012)
Here in Nebraska, we'd be inclined to use different adjectives: 'crude', 'unprofessional', 'vulgar', 'uncollegial' (8/27/2012)
You're from Rochester, NY. You've probably never even set foot in NE (7/27/2012)
On the historic 1986 Nebraska race between Democrat Helen
Boosalis and Republican Kay Orr, the first time two US women ever vied
for a governorship in a general election:
In 150 years, the Nebraska Democrats have never been able to find a
single woman qualified to lead the ticket. Wow. Says it all. (8/5/2012)
On professorial demeanor and enhancing UNL's academic reputation:
(David Burge) Let's load our magazine of activism with the hollow points
of awareness, and blow a hole of understanding in the torso of
intolerance.
(Gerard Harbison) But gently! (8/15/2012)
@ThatOtherChris so, do you think #harryreidisapederast ? (7/31/2012)
Please don't RT #harryreidisapederast , because every time you RT
#harryreidisapederast , #harryreidisapederast trends higher! (7/31/2012)
A hooker I met in Nevada told me #harryreidisapederast But that might be
because he stiffed her. And not in a good way. (7/31/2012)
I clicked on a button on Bob Kerrey's web site, and now I'm making a
nuisance of myself here. Whee! Anyone got any meth? (7/29/2012)
The American Burying Beetle uses the rotting flesh of dead rodents to
raise maggots. A fitting mascot for @boldnebraska! (8/2/2012)
On scientific investigation and drawing reasoned conclusions:
I don't know that #harryreidisapederast but that resemblance to the old
pedophile on Family Guy surely can't be coincidence? Can it? (7/31/2012)
On the millions of dollars Chick-fil-A's company charity has
donated to some of the nastiest antigay pressure groups in America,
including SPLC hate group, the Family Research Council:
Wish we had a @Chick-Fil-A in #lnk. Good food and good cause today.
Retweeted by Gerard Harbison (8/1/2012)
On Willie Nelson having settled with the IRS almost 20 years ago,
in 1993, after discovering that his accounting firm, Price Waterhouse,
which he sued, hadn't been paying his taxes:
With the millions of unpaid taxes he owes, shouldn't Willie Nelson be
writing a check to the US Treasury, and not @kerreybob? (8/9/2012)
@kerreybob re: milking taxpayers, will you press Willie Nelson to pay
the $$$m he still owes the IRS, when he fundraises for you? (8/6/2012)
On the oppression of the white race, which can never catch a break, especially with a black man in the White House:
Obama campaigns today in Charlotteville VA. Plaquemines parish, LA,
being socked by Isaac. 70% white, so drownings are of no consequence.
(8/29/2012)
Being called racist is merely a testimony to one's debating skills. (7/27/2012)
On finally being banned from sending further comments to the Nebraska Democrats twitter feed:
O noes! Blocked by the @NebraskaDems ! I must have made them cry! I'm so
sorry, little guys! I didn't know you were sensitive! (8/23/12)
On safe computing practices:
If anyone got a DM from me in the last 6 hours, don't click on the link.
It's the koobface Twitter/Facebook virus. Yes, I'm a moron. (8/21/2012)
On being a selfish pig during an historic drought:
The city fails to provide the citizens with an adequate supply of water.
Justice therefore requires that the citizens be fined. #LNK (8/19/2012)
On kneejerk fanboy adulation of reactionary politicians:
Paul Ryan rocked. (8/29/2012)
Chris Christie seriously rocked. (8/28/2012)
On steadfast family values and domestic violence:
Main reason both my wives have been American: Irish women punch too darn hard. (8/9/2012)
