Straight dudes respond to gay male threats to marry their girlfriends: Go ahead!

This is way funnier than the gay video to which it is a response. Oh gosh, we forgot to link to the original. Sorry. Our bad.


(Via Americablog)

007 gets a New York license to drive after completing safe driving course and negotiating Staten Island traffic

Daniel Craig (who can too drive a stick!) spends a lot of time in New York, where wife Rachel Weisz lives, so he decided to get an Empire State driver's license, necessitating a five-hour driving safety course required of all aliens.
     His assistant requested a special Craig-only class at the Professional Driving School of the Americas on East 23rd Street in Manhattan. The road test was taken in Staten Island.
     The International film idol and popsicle model has now proven to the State of New York that he is well versed on proper turns, driving in extreme weather conditions, parallel parking, three-point turns and understands the danger of alcohol and driving.

Wayne Besen described creepy, trance-like midnight International House of Prayer meeting back in May, before Bethany Deaton's murder; 'Beware Grandview and Kansas City... It's time to wake up.'

Wayne Besen

Similarly, I warned in May that something was seriously amiss at Mike Bickle’s International House of Prayer (IHOP) in Grandview, MO, an exurb of Kansas City. Part of my job is monitoring extremist organizations, which brought me to the IHOP’s worship center at midnight, a time I expected the cavernous hall to be practically empty. Instead, I found a far more disconcerting scene.
Here is what I wrote on May 4:

There was a gigantic 24/7 prayer room filled mostly with teenagers, many of whom appeared to be of high school or college age. A band played hypnotic Christian music while the audience of 100 or so youth engaged in a diverse set of worship rituals. Some were seated, as if they were in a traditional church setting. Others danced and skipped, like they were in some sort of fundie rave. One youth twirled a purple fan, as if he were at a gay circuit party. About a quarter of the participants walked in a trance-like state through the aisles muttering to themselves — a practice that I had not seen before. Some of these youths walked non-stop for over an hour, with no signs of stopping to rest.
     Beware Grandview and Kansas City. You have an aggressive, militant, angry, fundie cult growing under your nose. It’s time to wake up before you become the next Colorado Springs. Don’t be caught flat footed wondering, “How did this happen?” Consider this your first warning...

...With other radical cults now in the area, such as Lou Engle’s The Call and Andy Comisky’s Desert Stream, Grandview residents might want to take a fresh look at IHOP, before everyday seems like Halloween.

Eccentric Amarillo, TX millionaire Stanley Marsh, 74, owner of 'Cadillac Ranch,' sued by eight teenage boys

Cadillac Ranch, near Amarillo, Texas. Photo: Scott Beale / Laughing Squid

From the New York Times:

Eight teenage boys have sued him [Marsh] in recent weeks, alleging in a series of lawsuits that he supplied them with cash, cars and alcohol in return for sexual favors and performances at his office and at his home. The lawsuits claimed the boys, identified in court documents as John Does, were 15, 16 and 17 at the time...
     At 74, he is the only rancher in town whose windmill wears a bow tie and who has used his land and wealth as a kind of canvas for thought-provoking art. At his offices in Amarillo’s tallest building, the Chase Tower, there were no buried cars, but a visiting reporter once noted the sign by the elevator doors: “The People’s Republic of the 12th Floor.”
     Nearly 17 years ago, he was arrested on charges of kidnapping and aggravated assault after he was accused of threatening a high school student with a hammer and locking him in a chicken coop. The young man, 18 at the time, had stolen one of Mr. Marsh’s street signs, and he was a member of the Whittenburg family, with whom the Marsh family has had a long-running feud...
     In the 1970s, his name appeared on a White House “enemies list” after he wrote a letter to Pat Nixon, the first lady, about establishing a “museum of decadent art,” an entire room of which, he said, would be dedicated to her hats.

AKSARBENT warns its readers not to confuse this installation with Carhenge, a similar attraction/nuisance near Alliance, in Western Nebraska.

How do you think some San Franciscans protested city's new ban on public nudity?

Activist 'Stardust' protests San Francisco's 6-5 vote to ban public nudity

NJ Gov. Chris Christie smart enough to parry Twinkie question but too stupid to have NJ Transit trains moved to higher ground before Sandy hit

Kawasaki rail car facility in Lincoln, NE. As of 2011, all PATH cars were made by the
company in either Lincoln or Yonkers, New York. NJ Transit uses cars from Bombardier
Transportation, the Berlin, Germany division of Bombardier of Toronto, Canada
Video frame: Anthony Roberts, Lincoln Journal-Star

Reuters reports:

The Garden State's commuter railway parked critical equipment - including much of its newest and most expensive stock - at its low-lying main rail yard in Kearny just before the hurricane. It did so even though forecasters had released maps showing the wetland-surrounded area likely would be under water when Sandy's expected record storm surge hit. Other equipment was parked at its Hoboken terminal and rail yard, where flooding also was predicted and which has flooded before.
     Among the damaged equipment: nine dual-powered locomotive engines and 84 multi-level rail cars purchased over the past six years at a cost of about $385 million.
     "If there's a predicted 13-foot or 10-foot storm surge, you don't leave your equipment in a low-lying area," said David Schanoes, a railroad consultant and former deputy chief of field operations for Metro North Railroad, a sister railway serving New York State. "It's just basic railroading. You don't leave your equipment where it can be damaged."

USA's Emperor of Statehouse Filibustering back in the saddle in Nebraska Unicameral after term-limit timeout

2012 North Omaha Billboard urging reelection of Chambers

Here's what John Gramlich of Stateline wrote about Chambers in 2010, before he defeated his successor, Brenda Council, last month in a reelection bid to represent his old North Omaha district, 11.

Among the most prolific filibusterers in any state's history is former Nebraska Senator Ernie Chambers, who served a record 38 years in the Legislature before leaving in 2008 because of newly imposed term limits. Chambers is a legend at the unicameral statehouse in Lincoln, where for decades he used stalling tactics to defeat or change legislation he didn't like.
     In 2002, when Nebraska's Legislature adopted a new rule making it easier to end filibusters, most observers agreed it was done in an attempt to stop Chambers from using them. Chambers himself believes the state's term-limits law was approved just to get him, and his delaying tactics, out of office. It may have worked, but Chambers says he has no regrets about the way he legislated during his career.
     "In the legislative assembly, where you meet for a finite number of days, time is the most valued commodity. Whoever controls or manages time is the one who wins," says Chambers...

Deena Winter of Nebraska Watchdog recalled a memorable filibuster by Chambers in 2005 against legislation which recently passed anyway, via referendum:

...He famously blocked a constitutional amendment in 2005 protecting the right to hunt and fish by introducing amendment after amendment protecting the right to do things such as create, recreate, converse, procreate, sit on the porch and drink lemonade, laugh, cough, itch, scratch, shear and “hunt for the link between Noah’s Ark, Joan of Arc and Archimedes.”

Chambers has also amended or killed laws on fetal tissue research, marriage equality, the death penalty and abortion.

Bruno of DWTS to Kelly Monaco: '...You've been upstaged... Never work with animals or speedos'

Val Chmerkovskiy, little brother of Maksim and current torch bearer of big bro's DWTS bad boy rep, was sent packing along with soap star partner Kelly Monaco after their surfer flamingo routine got the judges' lowest marks.
     Said Ree Hines on Today's blog:

     Bruno thought it was more of a paso doble than flamenco anyway. Carrie Ann Inaba agreed, and noted that the arm lines were all off for a traditional flamenco.
     Given that it was a surfer flamenco -- a mishmash dance that doesn't actually exist in ballroom -- those nitpicks seemed out of place, just as the bottom of the pack scores (8, 8.5 and 9) did.

Knights of Columbus HQ got pushback today over millions in donations to it spent on antigay ballot fights

You wouldn't know it from the organization's disingenuous web site, but the Knights of Columbus has spent more than $6 million since 2005 in nasty political fights over gay marriage in state after state.

     Today, a liberal Catholic organization, Catholics United Education Fund, delivered 5,000 petitions directly to the New Haven headquarters of the largest lay Catholic organization in the world, which just spent another $600,000 on whatever side of ballot initiatives in Maine, Maryland, Minnesota and Washington state would ensure that gay couples stay strangers to the law in each of those states. Alas, the Knights of Columbus bet on the wrong horse in every one of those contests.

     Catholics United  says such efforts alienate younger Catholics; the Knights should focus on serving the poor and vulnerable.

Group slams Knights of Columbus

Knights of Columbus headquarters
New Haven, CT

Here's Catholics United's press release:

Catholics United’s Statement on Knights of Columbus Anti-Marriage Equality Spending Report
Posted October 18, 2012

WASHINGTON – Equally Blessed, a coalition of pro-LGBT Catholics, has released a report that discovered the Knights of Columbus, a Catholic fraternal service organization, spent nearly $16 million since 2005 on far-right wing social issues, including $6.25 million opposing civil same-sex marriage. Of this, more than $600,000 has been donated in 2012 alone to anti-marriage equality ballot initiatives in Maine, Maryland, Minnesota and Washington.
     The report comes immediately on the heels of a Pew Charitable Trust poll which has found a record increase in the number of Americans, roughly one-in-five, who no longer associate with any religion. Leading researchers believe these individuals are abandoning religion over the mixing of religion with right-wing political movements, such as opposition to civil same-sex marriage laws. The Knights of Columbus’ over-emphasis on divisive social issues corresponds with the appointment of Supreme Knight Carl Anderson, a former political appointee of President George W. Bush.
     The following is a statement from Catholics United’s Executive Director, James Salt:

     “At a time when so many Americans are suffering, it saddens me that the Knights of Columbus have dedicated a large portion of their charitable donations to fund a far-right political agenda. The Knights of Columbus’ work against civil same-sex marriage laws has the unfortunate effect of pushing younger generations of Catholics out of the church. Younger Catholics don’t want our faith known for its involvement in divisive culture wars, we want our faith known for serving the poor and marginalized.”

     In response to today’s report, Catholics United is launching a petition drive asking Carl Anderson to cease the divisive culture war. To view our petition visit: http://www.catholics-united.org/civicrm/petition/sign?sid=15
     To review the report issued by Equally Blessed, visit:
http://www.catholics-united.org/files/knightsofcolumbusreport.pdf

Founded in 2004, Catholics United, and its educational arm, Catholics United Education Fund, are non-profit, non-partisan organizations dedicated to promoting the message of justice and the common good found at the heart of the Catholic Social Tradition. For more information about Catholics United, follow us on our Facebook page (www.facebook.com/CatholicsUnited) or on our blog at www.OurDailyThread.org.

Anderson Cooper gets drunk at his day job

Obama pollster rips Gallup; 'The American Electorate does not bounce around as if it's on a pogo stick'

In a post-election interview, Maggie Haberman of Politico interviewed President Obama’s lead pollster, Joel Benenson, who took issue with the wild variations in the Gallup polling data – and other surveys which were off base.

“I think it’s long overdue for an organization with a name as well-known as Gallup to recognize what the demographics of the American electorate actually are and figure out why their model has continued to skew too old, too white and less likely to be college educated than the nation’s voters,” Benenson said.
     Benenson, like others in the Obama campaign high command, said the president won on values and not on demographics, as the Mitt Romney campaign has flagged.
     “The American electorate does not bounce around as if it's on a pogo stick,” Benenson said. “If you look at the exit polls, 70 percent of voters had made up their mind before September... Mitt Romney would have had to have a phenomenal two months ... he would have had to won that 30 percent of voters, to make up a five point difference, by 17 points.”

Ivan Stufer: handball homophobia, Italian style

First, we have Jerk Pride on parade:



Compare and contrast: In a 1995 Tokyo kickboxing match, Mike Bernardo (left) exhibits the sense of humor during a staredown with Jerome Le Banner that will probably forever remain beyond the reach of the knuckle-dragging Stufer.

Mike Wilson and the cost of adult delinquency

Sueper, above, and Michael Wilson

Scott Sueper has a pregnant wife, a mortgage, a house and three jobs.
     Now he also has a broken neck, large medical bills, a wrecked Cavalier and faces at least three months without income courtesy of Mike Wilson, who crashed into him at 16th & Sorenson last weekend.
     Wilson, said the cops, was driving drunk on a suspended license. Jail officials told WOWT reporter Brittany Gunter that Wilson's priors number over 100.
     If he goes to prison, he'll cost society $30-50,000 per year.
     Some dudes are just really high maintenance without much return on the investment.

Details emerge about death of International House of Prayer cult leader Tyler Deaton's wife; murder made to resemble suicide; Moore, accused, says husband ordered hit

The Kansas City Star has a lengthy article about the charismatic, controlling husband of slain 27-year-old Bethany Deaton
     Here is today's KSHB report:



IHOP has distanced itself from Tyler Deaton.



Moore told investigators that Bethany Deaton was drugged with Seroquel before being assaulted by members of her husband's group.



A spokesperson for IHOP said Moore was a student in the Bible school at IHOP University. The statement said Moore told an IHOP pastor at the Grandview Police Department that he video recorded the sexual assaults on his iPad, located at his apartment on College Ave.

If your cat takes up skydiving, here's the insurance company for you!

Eva Leijonmark has her cat insured through Folksam, so the Swedish insurance company dedicated this ad, with epic skydiving cats, to her.

Mayor of Iceland's biggest city, which AKSARBENT can't spell, sums up antigay French demonstrators

(Via JMG)

2012 an ongoing disaster for Democrats at state level

GOP-controlled Iowa House. In Iowa, at least
Democrats control the senate, if barely.

From Politico:
The GOP went into 2012 with unified control of the governor’s mansions and legislatures in 24 states and will come out with full political control of 25 states. Democrats will head into 2013 with a disadvantage at the state level, having total control of just 13 states.

New GOP mantra on Meet The Press: Eat the rich!

As articulated by Rep. Raul Labrador, R-Idaho, NY, at the 1:48 mark in the
video below:

Too many Republicans here in Washington, D.C. are actually defending big business. They're defending the rich. I didn't become a Republican to defend the rich. And what we need to understand is that Big Business loves Big Government because they get all the goodies from Big Government. They get less competition. The more that government grows, the more that Big Business actually benefits from the tax code and the regulations...

ADF attorney charged with five counts of sexual exploitation of children

Jim Burroway of Box Turtle Bulletin reports the arrest for possession of child pornography and other charges of Lisa Biron, an attorney "associated" (there are thousands) with the right-wing activist legal organization which now calls itself Alliance Defending Freedom but which used to be known as the Alliance Defense Fund.
     Biron was arrested by the FBI and charged with transportation with intent to engage in criminal sexual activity, possession of child pornography and five counts of sexual exploitation of children.
     Here's an example of ADF's tactics, in a smear of the ACLU's Don't Filter Me campaign which ensures that right-wing school administrators don't get away with blocking nonporn gay sites like that of It Gets Better or The Trevor Project while simultaneously allowing access to so-called "reparative therapy" ex-gay sites:

 
     In 2009, the ADF offered free legal representation to county recorder offices in Iowa who refused to issue marriage licenses under the state’s new gay marriage law because of “rights of conscience.” 
     In 2012, the ADF tried to short-circuit Omaha's passage of municipal LGBT antibias legislation via a state law, LB912, similar to one written in Tennessee by the ADF, which voided Nashville's LGBT protection ordinance.
     LB912, introduced by State Senator Beau McCoy of Elkhorn, died quickly in the Judiciary Committee, thanks to Brenda Council and Brad Ashford. You can see ADF Senior Counsel, Byron Babione's testimony urging LB912's passage below.



In its 2010 filings, the ADF told the IRS it did no political lobbying. Presumably it will not make the same claim about its activities in 2012. Or 2011, considering its actions in Tennessee.

Locally, ADF efforts have been buoyed by over $200,000 in financial support over the years by the Bill and Berniece Grewcock Foundation. Grewcock is a multimillionaire former executive of Peter Kiewit and a donor to many radical right-wing groups, including the Family Research Council, a group so virulently (and dishonestly) antigay that it has been designated a hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center.
     The Grewcocks gave the ADF at least $120,000 through 2006 and another $100,000 in 2008.

Maureen Dowd piles on to GOP criticism of Susan Rice

Maureen Dowd. (Fred Conrad photo)

My word! It's as if the ghost of William Safire suddenly sat down on Maureen Dowd's lap and wrote a column for her, ripping Susan Rice up one side and down the other.

Condi Rice sold her soul. Susan Rice merely rented hers on the talk shows one Sunday in September...
     Writing in a 2002 book about President Clinton's failure to intervene in the genocide in Rwanda, Samantha Power, now a National Security Council official, suggested that Rice was swayed by domestic politics when, as a rising star at the N.S.C. who would soon become Clinton's director for African affairs, she mused about the '94 midterms, "If we use the word 'genocide' and are seen as doing nothing, what will be the effect on the November election?"
     An Africa expert, Rice should have realized that when a gang showed up with R.P.G.'s and mortars in a place known as a hotbed of Qaeda sympathizers and Islamic extremist training camps, it was not anger over a movie. She should have been savvy enough to wonder why the wily Hillary was avoiding the talk shows.
     ...[The president's] argument that Rice "had nothing to do with Benghazi," raises the question: Then why was she the point person?

Video game Black Ops II earns seven times Breaking Dawn's first day profits in its debut

The score: Black Ops II, $500 million, Breaking Dawn, $71 million. In fact, Breaking Dawn didn't even make more than the video game's first day take all weekend, during which it raked in $140+ million.

House GOP Study Committee releases copyright reform report to court youth vote, then caves after MPAA and RIAA go ballistic

Here's the email retracting the fully vetted study, released after Hollywood burned up the GOP phone lines, preposterously claiming the fully vetted reported wasn't completely reviewed:

From: Teller, Paul
Sent: Saturday, November 17, 2012 04:11 PM
Subject: RSC Copyright PB

We at the RSC take pride in providing informative analysis of major policy issues and pending legislation that accounts for the range of perspectives held by RSC Members and within the conservative community. Yesterday you received a Policy Brief on copyright law that was published without adequate review within the RSC and failed to meet that standard. Copyright reform would have far-reaching impacts, so it is incredibly important that it be approached with all facts and viewpoints in hand. As the RSC’s Executive Director, I apologize and take full responsibility for this oversight. Enjoy the rest of your weekend and a meaningful Thanksgiving holiday....
 
Paul S. Teller Executive Director U.S. House Republican Study Committee Paul.Teller@mail.house.gov http://republicanstudycommittee.co

Below are two salient points, the first attacking a widely accepted myth about copyright, and the second proposing one of several reforms:

...the purpose of copyright is to compensate the creator. No, it correctly notes, it's about benefiting the public:

1. Thus, according to the Constitution, the overriding purpose of the copyright system is to “promote the progress of science and useful arts.” In today’s terminology we may say that the purpose is to lead to maximum productivity and innovation.
   
   This is a major distinction, because most legislative discussions on this topic, particularly during the extension of the copyright term, are not premised upon what is in the public good or what will promote the most productivity and innovation, but rather what the content creators “deserve” or are “entitled to” by virtue of their creation. This lexicon is appropriate in the realm of taxation and sometimes in the realm of trade protection, but it is inappropriate in the realm of patents and copyrights.

=================================
 
Copyright infringement has statutory damages, which most copyright holders can and do use in litigation (rather than having to prove actual damages). The government sets a range – which is $750 to $30,000 per infringement – but that goes up to $150,000 if the infringement is "willful." Evidence suggests that the content holder almost always claims that it is willful. This fine is per infringement. Those rates might have made sense in commercial settings (though even then they arguably seemed high), but in a world where everyone copies stuff at home all the time, the idea that your iPod could make you liable for a billion dollars in damages is excessive.

SNL Coroner sketch

Increasingly, AKSARBENT tunes in SNL just to see Bill Hader... (Note if the top video does not appear, click the headline of this post to refresh the page.)



Below Hader tells David Letterman about a Texas father he met whose 13-year-old son was more enamored of the character than his dad was comfortable with.

Sandra Bullock dresses down Chelsea Handler in shower: 'Lay off the booze... I DO NOT want to sleep with you'

Sandra: You have a responsibility to be a role model... a role model to young girls and gay and questioning men.. You need to lay off the booze... Lay off the booze... When you interrupt me, it's like interrupting Oprah... Stop sleeping with your guests. Stop it. It's beneath you. That is why I haven't done your show. I DO NOT want to sleep with you...
Chelsea: Why did you hit me?

After reelection, Cortland County DA Mark Suben no longer denying stint as porn actor

Missourians for Equality considering statewide anti-gay bias initiative

AKSARBENT has no idea whether these two presumably straight farm hands know that there really
is a gay college bar in Columbia, MO called Boner Farm. (Photo: Flickr, SkinheadSportBiker1)

Elizabeth Crips of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reports that a new Missouri organization is close to circulating petitions making discrimination against gay Missourians illegal in the state.
     Although the GOP has veto-proof majorities in both houses of the state legislature, Aaron Malin thinks Missouri voters are more liberal than their representatives on the issue.

Gov. Jay Nixon, a Democrat, quietly signed an executive order two years ago that prohibits discrimination based on sexual orientation for jobs in the state executive branch.
     Several cities also have passed local ordinances to outlaw discrimination against gays and lesbians. Kansas City, Columbia and St. Louis have included sexual orientation in anti-discrimination legislation in recent years, as have Clayton, Creve Coeur, Ferguson, Maplewood, Olivette, Richmond Heights and University City. Recently, Springfield also has considered similar language.
     The Missouri-based gay advocacy group PROMO announced on Monday that it wants St. Louis County to update its nondiscrimination ordinance to include gender identity and sexual orientation. Andrew Shaughnessy, PROMO’s local field organizer, said he has been in discussions with County Executive Charlie A. Dooley and members of the County Council on the issue.
...The Missouri House drew attention earlier this year when it passed a bill that would have made it illegal for employers to discriminate against people because they own or use guns. The measure never came up for a vote in the Senate, but several lawmakers questioned the priority of protecting gun owners when there are no similar protections for gays and lesbians. Some Republican members of the Legislature also drew a public backlash this year for proposing a bill that would have restricted discussions about sexual orientation in public schools.

Lincoln Northeast GSA paints rainbow on snowplow instead of school logo — no one said they couldn't

The haters on KOLN/KGIN's facebook page are hoping for a very warm winter.

Interview with director of Invisible Men, Outstanding Documentary Feature at Frameline LGBT film festival

Colin Murphy, of St. Louis' Vital Voice interviewed Yariv Mozer, in town for the screening of his documentary at the Whitaker St. Louis International Film Festival.

Colin Murphy: How difficult was it to find the interview subjects and how did you earn their trust?
Yariv Mozer: In the beginning I didn’t know that among us in Tel Aviv are people that live in such situations. So the first man I approached was Shaul, who is a volunteer in charge of minorities at The LGBT Center in Tel Aviv, if you’ve seen the film.  And he’s like the unofficial address of gay Palestinians when they need an Israeli guide who will help them or address them to other Israeli officials and things like this—he’s the guy. So through him I got to meet several gay Palestinians in the same situation and when I met Louie -  it was very clear that I was going to do a film because of his story and his character  and I was really emotionally attached. I felt for him and it was right after that first meeting with him that I understood.
     To gain his trust was something—I’m always saying that before I’m Israeli or Jewish, I’m gay. And Louie knew it. So the fact that I’m gay, he was gay – this was the first thing to make the bond, to make us trust each other. And the first time I convinced the police officers not to arrest him – this was a turning point. It was clear that I was here for him and I will do whatever I can to help.

Read the entire interview here.

Homocon blues at the Log Jam Tavern

(Via JMG)

HRC exposes Iowa Family Leader partner, National Organization for Marriage, as phony grassroots lobby

Bob Vander Plaats and Tamara Scott got up to $100,000 in matching funds in their recent, failed character assasssination Jihad to remove Justice David Wiggins from Iowa's Supreme Court because he was part of a unanimous 2009 decision which ruled that denying same sex couples civil marriage licenses violated the equal protection clause in Iowa's constitution. Yesterday, the Human Rights Campaign showed up at the Washington offices of the National Organization for Marriage to request their latest 990 form. Given the pathetically small turnouts at NOM-sponsored bus tours, HRC's discovery is less than shocking:

NOM’s 2011 990 is available here. In addition to illustrating that more than $4.7 million of NOM’s total $6.2 million reported came from just two mysterious mega-donors, the documents also reveal some interesting information about NOM’s closest affiliates. For example, NOM paid $870,000 to CC Advertising – a group HRC recently filed an FCC complaint against for spamming unsuspecting cell phone users with anti-gay, anti-Obama text messages. The organization also paid nearly $375,000 to Frank Schubert, their ad guru who makes his living largely off of promoting anti-LGBT propaganda.