Bruno of DWTS to Kelly Monaco: '...You've been upstaged... Never work with animals or speedos'

Val Chmerkovskiy, little brother of Maksim and current torch bearer of big bro's DWTS bad boy rep, was sent packing along with soap star partner Kelly Monaco after their surfer flamingo routine got the judges' lowest marks.
     Said Ree Hines on Today's blog:

     Bruno thought it was more of a paso doble than flamenco anyway. Carrie Ann Inaba agreed, and noted that the arm lines were all off for a traditional flamenco.
     Given that it was a surfer flamenco -- a mishmash dance that doesn't actually exist in ballroom -- those nitpicks seemed out of place, just as the bottom of the pack scores (8, 8.5 and 9) did.