Magic Mike clearly having a corrosive effect on respectable heartland males

Don't you think for a moment that this deplorable display on Dodge St. today was a reaction to a string of 100-degree days here in Omaha. That streak broke earlier this week.
     No, readers, this is exhibitionism, pure and simple. To show the appalling extent of it, AKSARBENT was forced to take pictures of three different examples, but no sacrifice is too arduous when it comes to informing our audience.
     In fact we had to retake a photo of the second dude because the first one showed him with a considerably wider stance pointing with both hands to the second letter of the second word in his sign. Shocking. We may just email that picture to Hannah Buell of the Nebraska Family Council or Rick Santorum or Mike Huckabee.
     If anyone can put a stop to this, they can.