Monday, December 23, 2013

Hundreds of Utah couples forced to play 'Beat the Clock' to marry before hearing of governor's request for stay of ruling ok'ing marriage equality

Some jurisdictions have refused to issue licenses; others are heroically trying to accommodate as many people as possible in ceremonies as short as a minute.
     For the latest, go to Equality Utah's twitter feed or Facebook page. As usual, JoeMyGod and Towleroad are covering breaking developments like a blanket.
     Below: a line of couples waiting to get married snaked to the the second floor of the Salt Lake City Complex. (Photo: Equality Utah)

Miss Coco Peru goes on a fruitless quest for Celestial Seasonings Tension Tamer tea


(Via JMG)

Seven GOP reps want criminal investigation opened into whether Gen. James Clapper lied to congress about NSA mass surveillance

GOP actress Sarah Palin says her imaginary nameless gay friend totally hates A&E for what it did to Phil Robertson and will boycott the network!

Also: A Texas state representative and a Nebraska gubernatorial candidate opportunistically jump on the Defend-Duck-Dynasty-Millionaire-Martyr bandwagon;
Omaha-born tennis great (and fun-loving Internet troll) Andy Roddick is now sporting a t-shirt with a naked photo of John Isner.



You know what else? Palin just happened to be wearing Duck Dynasty camo attire when Fox called, so she didn't even have to change clothes! What luck, huh?
     From the interview, starting at the 3:14 mark of the video above:
"In fact, a friend of mine who happens to be gay, she emailed me to say she is outraged at A&E for the hypocrisy here, for the things that they air on their program that she finds offensive, yet A&E doesn't fire a star or somebody involved in their programming based on what they said but they would  when it comes to Phil on Duck Dynasty and this friend, she said that she would boycott A&E and that network, and um, she's not the only one — I've received many, many emails from people saying, 'Yeah, why give 'em our money, our eyes, our ears, our resources, uh, there are other channels out there to be watching.' "

Quote of the Day: Drew Magary,
from his article on the Duck Dynasty clan

From GQ:
For what it’s worth—and since I actually looked it up—the violent-crime rate here in America has plummeted since 1990, even as church attendance has stayed the same. And, of course, Phil is conven­iently ignoring centuries upon centuries of war, bloodshed, and human enslave­ment committed in the name of Christ. But I doubt any of that would sway Phil. And anyway, I’m a guest in his house and he is my welcoming host, so I smile politely and nod like the milquetoast suburban WASP that I am. If you can’t reconcile some of the things Phil says with his otherwise friendly demeanor—perhaps because you are gay, or a duck—I don’t blame you.

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Connivingly cute baby seal saves ducks by crawling into hunters' boat and distracting them

New tweet from the American Family Association Ministry of Agitprop, Dept. of half-truths


     Naturally AFA's con artist-in-chief doesn't mention what else the new Ugandan law includes.
     Fischer's regularly-scheduled torrents of bullshit are heard in Nebraska on KAYA (Hubbard) and KKNL (Valentine) which hold licenses compelling them, according to FCC regulations, to operate in the public interest.
     Did you know that the FCC has a form for folks to complain about licensees who habitually air unfair or biased broadcasts? It's here

Actually, Billie Jean King is far more charming than this funny SNL parody of her forthcoming official U.S. delegation trip to Sochi

And she was once married to a FINE-looking man.

How to lose a job in 10 seconds

Source.


Same old Cracker Barrel: when push comes to shove, it panders to the ugliest racist and/or homophobic bigots

The company's total web site capitulation to its most homophobic and or racist customers:

Dear Cracker Barrel Customer:
When we made the decision to remove and evaluate certain Duck Dynasty items, we offended many of our loyal customers. Our intent was to avoid offending, but that’s just what we've done. You told us we made a mistake. And, you weren't shy about it. You wrote, you called and you took to social media to express your thoughts and feelings. You flat out told us we were wrong. We listened. Today, we are putting all our Duck Dynasty products back in our stores. And, we apologize for offending you. We respect all individuals right to express their beliefs. We certainly did not mean to have anyone think different. We sincerely hope you will continue to be part of our Cracker Barrel family.

From Business Insider: If you're defending Robertson, this is what you're really defending:
  1. Robertson thinks black Americans were treated just fine in the Jim Crow-era South, and that they were happy there. "I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person. Not once. Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for the farmers. I hoed cotton with them. I’m with the blacks, because we’re white trash. We’re going across the field.... They’re singing and happy. I never heard one of them, one black person, say, ‘I tell you what: These doggone white people’—not a word!... Pre-entitlement, pre-welfare, you say: Were they happy? They were godly; they were happy; no one was singing the blues."
  2. Robertson thinks the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor because they didn't believe in Jesus. "All you have to do is look at any society where there is no Jesus. I’ll give you four: Nazis, no Jesus. Look at their record. Uh, Shintos? They started this thing in Pearl Harbor. Any Jesus among them? None. Communists? None. Islamists? Zero. That’s eighty years of ideologies that have popped up where no Jesus was allowed among those four groups. Just look at the records as far as murder goes among those four groups."
  3. Robertson hates gay people. Robertson in 2010: "Women with women, men with men, they committed indecent acts with one another, and they received in themselves the due penalty for their perversions. They’re full of murder, envy, strife, hatred. They are insolent, arrogant, God-haters. They are heartless, they are faithless, they are senseless, they are ruthless. They invent ways of doing evil."

Owners of Duck Dynasty sponsor Skyjacker call Phil Robertson's insulting anti-gay remarks 'crude,' then affirm they agree with him

The vehicle suspension company, whose owners live in the same Louisiana town as the Robertsons, were interviewed during another ginned-up War on Christians segment of Fox and Friends.

Newly revealed by New York Post: Duck Dynasty star's homophobic off-the-cuff remark to Post reporter

Earlier this year, Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson asked a New York Post reporter if she "was seeing anyone." When the reporter answered no, Robertson responded: “Must be hard in New York — what with all them gays.”
     According to another tabloid, Britain's Daily Mail, "Sources within the close-knit Louisiana clan" are now blaming A&E's minder during Robertson's interview with GQ for not stopping the interview and/or keeping his insulting remarks from being "made public."
     AKSARBENT wonders why a married man who wears his Christianity on his sleeve would ask an out-of-town female reporter if she is seeing anyone.

Under Armour's Duck Dynasty sponsorship
subject of scrutiny in hometown, Baltimore


American Family Association calls Kwanza a fake holiday; (Pssst. Don't tell the AFA about Christmas)

Bryan Fischer, the historically, ethically and intellectually-challenged American Family Association attack dog, obviously doesn't know, or hopes you don't, that Christ (according to the mythology of the bible) wasn't born anytime near December 25th; that Christ's birth wasn't celebrated at all for 400 years and that the celebration of Christ's birth on the exact day of the winter solstice was a naked attempt to co-opt pagan celebrations by a church which distinguished itself in later centuries by torturing anyone it decided was a heretic and by raping small boys until secular authorities became powerful enough to stop it.
     Fischer's torrents of bullshit are heard in Nebraska on KAYA (Hubbard) and KKNL (Valentine) which hold licenses compelling them, according to FCC regulations, to operate in the public interest.
     Did you know that the FCC has a form for folks to complain about licensees who habitually air unfair or biased broadcasts? It's here?

A very strange Andy Williams / Johnny Mathis duet, replete with heavy breathing

The fun doesn't start until about 1:33.



A heavily-reverbed For You was Ricky Nelson's second-to-last top 20 hit (before Garden Party). Below (on the right, behind Nelson) is rockabilly legend James Burton and his trusty Fender Stratocaster. Burton left Nelson to back Elvis. From Wikipedia:
     "For You" is a song written by Johnny Burke and Al Dubin in 1930. Burke was one of the writers of "Ramblin' Rose" and Dubin wrote the songs for the Broadway show 42nd Street. The Glen Gray Orchestra recorded it with Kenny Sargent doing the vocals. Perry Como recorded it in November 1947, releasing the song in 1948. Dean Martin recorded it for an album in 1957. Timi Yuro also recorded the song. It was released on her LP Timi Yuro (Liberty LRP-3208 (mono) and Liberty LST-7208 (stereo)) in 1961.
      The biggest hit version of the song was recorded by Ricky Nelson in 1963. Nelson's version went to number six on the US pop chart and spent two weeks at number one on the "Middle-of-the Road" (or adult contemporary chart) in early 1964.

Saturday, December 21, 2013

Passive/aggressive Google



New antigay Uganda law, engineered by American evangelists, essentially will make gay Ugandans homeless

Uganda decides the best way
to discourage homosexuality
is to imprison LGBTs
(Screencaps: Oz, HBO)
NPR noted that the anti-homosexuality bill's actual name is "The Anti-Homosexuality Bill" and goes well beyond punishing LGBTs with life sentences in prison. It also makes it a crime to " 'promote' homosexuality, which could mean simply offering HIV counseling."
     But wait, there's more:
     It also makes it a crime punishable by five years in prison for renting an apartment to an LGBT person and not informing on your tenant to authorities.
     "It's trying to make it impossible for people to have private lives," says Jessica Stern, executive director of the International Gay and Lesbian Human Rights Commission, based in New York.
     "If you're perceived to be LGBT, no one's going to rent to you, for fear of their own criminal responsibility," she adds. "So if this law is enacted in its current form, it's basically a homelessness sentence for LGBT Ugandans."
Back when the bill included the death penalty, Tony Perkins and the Family Research Council urged its passage, then removed evidence of that support from their website, then lied about what they did.

Below: American Family Association mouthpiece and professional heterosexual supremacist Bryan Fischer, heard in Nebraska on KAYA (Hubbard) and KKNL (Valentine) cheers the draconian new law:

Jeremy Hooper of GoodAsYou ventures into the belly of the Fox News monster to give Family Research Council some Duck Dynasty pushback

Atta boy. From Media Matters recap of the broadcast:


Disgust by Seattle Eastside Catholic school students over firing of gay teacher over summer marriage spreads to other Catholic schools; alumni threaten to stop funding high school

Former Eastside swimming coach Mark Zmuda (right)
with husband Dana Jergens
Although several Eastside Catholic alumni have said they will stop financial support of the institution, the school's hands are tied as the firing was ordered by the Seattle Archdiocese.
    Eastside's spokesman, Mike Patterson, referred to Zmuda, as an "exemplary" administrator.
     On Wednesday, walkouts and sitins effectively shut down Eastside; the protests also spread to other Seattle Catholic schools.

Rachel Maddow on court decision allowing Utah marriage equality


Bristol Palin: LGBT community spreads "the most hate"

UPDATE: Add Bristol's blog to the litany of things fake about the Palins. Turns out she doesn't write it.
  
The unwed mother still, in 2013, thinks homosexuality is a life "style." From her blog:
Everyone needs to leave Phil Robertson alone for expressing his beliefs. I think it’s so hypocritical how the LGBT community expects every single flippen person to agree with their life style.  This flies in the face of what makes America great – people can have their own beliefs and own opinions and their own ways of life.
     Everyone needs to treat others like God would, with love.  
     It goes both ways.
     I hate how the LGBT community says it’s all about “love” and “equality.” However, if you don’t agree with their lifestyle, they spread the most hate. It is so hypocritical it makes my stomach turn.
     They need to learn how to respect others’ opinions and not just jump to the conclusion that everyone who doesn’t support homosexuality and gay marriage is homophobic.

     They take the easy way out every time anyone speaks out about their beliefs on the Bible.
     If I were Duck Dynasty, I would take my show to another channel.
     So much disrespect.
Below: Bristol Palin's three-year-old son, Tripp, calls his aunt a "faggot" during a temper tantrum. Wonder where he learned that?

Replay: Nebraska's own Dick Cavett wrote about his own annoyance with Bristol's mom, Sarah, in his blog. Post: The Wild Wordsmith of Wasilla

Under Armor and Skyjacker will remain Duck Dynasty sponsors but Cracker Barrel is quietly removing merchandise with Phil Robertson's image

"Christian-based" truck suspension company Skyjacker said "standing with Phil Robertson is an easy choice for us." UnderArmor, maker of camouflage merchandise seen on the show, will also remain as a sponsor. The Cracker Barrel chain, which has been burned once for its racist practices, (which may have noticed not just Robertson's homophobic comments, but also his nostalgia for all the wonderfully happy black people of the Jim Crow era) is apparently tip-toeing away from the Robertson family.

Friday, December 20, 2013

Cult of Dusty busts phony 'redneck' Duck Dynasty yuppy millionaires with before and after pictures

Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson has  a master's degree in Education (to go with his doctorate in deception, no doubt.) The audio in the video below (via JMG) is NSFW.

 


     Here's how Phil Robertson pigeon-holed gay people in a video from 2010. “They’re full of murder, envy, strife, hatred. They are insolent, arrogant, god haters, they are heartless, they are faithless, they are senseless, they are ruthless, they invent ways of doing evil.”
     Here's what Robertson said the other day after the shit hit the fan: "...I would never treat anyone with disrespect just because they are different from me. We are all created by the Almighty and like Him, I love all of humanity. We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other.”
     In 2013 the Robertsons sold about $50,000,000 worth of Duck Commander duck calls. Their joint Duck Dynasty merchandising deal with A&E rang up $400,000,000 in sales in 2013, 50% of which came from items sold at Walmart (including the most popular tee shirt sold by the chain this year.)
     Oh, by the way, the man who created Duck Dynasty, Scott Gurney (the blond in the 2nd video below) played a cliched, self-destructive gay porn star in The Fluffer.


Young Turks' unconventional wisdom on Snowden case: Libs and cons vs. CNN and Fox

This is either thinking outside the box or simply an astute close observation of what's really happening.
     AKSARBENT has long thought that, in respect of civil liberties, the pie-eyed treehuggers and the foaming teabaggers are the real allies of the constitution and the go-along get-along middle, usually thought to hold the country together against the fraying excesses of the left and right, is actually the faction betraying the republic, at in respect of privacy.
     We would have included CBS in the condemnation of old media, because it is doing at least as much (via John Miller) to run interference for NSA mass surveillance as CNN and Fox are together.

People for the American Way calls out U.S. right-wing extremists connected to Uganda's new life-in-prison laws for LGBTs

Here's the press release and the links provided within it:
WASHINGTON – People For the American Way Foundation is deeply saddened to learn of the reported passage of the infamous anti-gay bill in Uganda. The draconian bill would make so-called “aggravated homosexuality” punishable by life in prison.
     
A number of far-right leaders in the United States are connected to this bill. Tony Perkins, head of the Family Research Council, called an older version of the bill an effort to “uphold moral conduct.” The anti-gay activism of Abiding Truth Ministries’ Scott Lively in Uganda has helped foment anti-gay sentiment there, and a lawsuit brought by gay rights group Sexual Minorities Uganda alleges that Lively’s activities in Uganda led to the torture and deaths of gay and lesbian Ugandans. Lively has explicitly come out in favor of a version of the bill that included life in prison as a punishment for homosexuality.
     
“American far-right groups have long embraced bigotry and discrimination when it comes to LGBT communities in this country. In recent years, they’ve also worked hard to export their hatred,” said People For the American Way Foundation President Michael Keegan. “Their help in facilitating a clear violation of human rights is abhorrent. These far-right U.S. leaders must take responsibility for the human suffering caused by their role in its development.”
     
The far-right’s work in Uganda is part of an ongoing effort by American anti-gay activists to spread their bigotry abroad, including support for suppressive anti-gay laws in Russia, Jamaica, and Peru. Right Wing Watch will continue to monitor and expose these efforts to export homophobia.

Mother Jones just found an unredacted copy of secret FBI interrogation manual in Library of Congress stacks; after years of asking, ACLU only got a censored copy

The LOC copy was placed there by a senior FBI agent and copyrighted under his name, not the FBI's (government documents aren't protected by copyright law). From Mother Jones:
     Because the two versions are similar, a side-by-side comparison allows a reader to deduce what was redacted in the later version. The copyright office does not allow readers to take pictures or notes, but during a brief inspection, a few redactions stood out.
     The ACLU has previously criticized the interrogation manual for endorsing the isolation of detainees and including favorable references to the KUBARK manual, a 1963 CIA interrogation guidebook that encouraged torture methods, including electric shocks. The group has also expressed concern that the manual adopts aspects of the Reid Technique, a common law enforcement interview method that has been known to produce false confessions. A redacted sentence in the manual says the document is intended for use by the FBI's "clean" teams—investigators who collect information intended for use in federal prosecutions. That raises the question of whether teams collecting information that's not for use in federal courts would have to follow the manual's (already permissive) guidelines at all.
     Another section, blacked out in the version provided to the ACLU, encourages FBI agents to stage a "date-stamped full-body picture" of a detainee, complete with a bottle of water, for use in refuting abuse allegations at trial.

Red meat homophobe Penny Nance impersonates a moderate on CNN Crossfire's Duck Dynasty debate with gay ESPN/CNN commentator LZ Granderson

Granderson reminded CNN's audience that the Robertson family patriarch in hot water for racist and homophobic comments has a master's degree in education.


ABC examines Bristol Myers-Squibb's cancer drug pricing plan: go bankrupt or die

From the piece: A cancer diagnosis doubles your chance of going bankrupt in no small part because cancer drugs have doubled in price in the last decade; 11 of 12 drugs approved by the FDA in 2012 for fighting cancer cost more than $100,000 per year.
     Sprycel, a Bristol Myers-Squibb leukemia drug which turns a fatal condition into a chronic one, costs $106,000 per year and has doubled in price since 2007; many of the more expensive cancer drugs cost twice in the U.S. what they do overseas.
     100 cancer specialists — doctors — are protesting, demanding that drug companies lower their prices. Critics say pharmaceutical companies are inflating the cost of developing new drugs by a factor of 10.



Nokia presents: the hairdresser's assistant

Creepy homoeroticism at the barbershop. But fun. From Nokia, now owned by Microsoft, which is pretty creepy in its own right.

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Duck Dynasty family / A&E showdown: entire family threatens to walk over sanctioning of patriarch's homophobic/racist rant

Just posted to the official Robertson family website:

We want to thank all of you for your prayers and support.  The family has spent much time in prayer since learning of A&E's decision.  We want you to know that first and foremost we are a family rooted in our faith in God and our belief that the Bible is His word.  While some of Phil’s unfiltered comments to the reporter were coarse, his beliefs are grounded in the teachings of the Bible. Phil is a Godly man who follows what the Bible says are the greatest commandments: “Love the Lord your God with all your heart” and “Love your neighbor as yourself.” Phil would never incite or encourage hate.We are disappointed that Phil has been placed on hiatus for expressing his faith, which is his constitutionally protected right.We have had a successful working relationship with A&E but, as a family, we cannot imagine the show going forward without our patriarch at the helm.  We are in discussions with A&E to see what that means for the future of Duck Dynasty.   Again, thank you for your continued support of our family. 

Since Rednecks are threatening to boycott A&E, it occurred to AKSARBENT that liberal sportsmen and women could do the same to the Golden Goose that has made the Robertson duck call family wealthy. (After all, Duck Commander duck calls cost up to $180 at Cabelas.)
     For that amount of money a duck hunter could surf here on his or her smartphone, run a cord to a battery-powered PA, and attract ducks with the calls of actual ducks without being limited to the one-species-per product scheme of the Robertson family's offerings. 
Photo source

AKSARBENT's approach would work with other waterfowl, such as geese, who can be real bullies.

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