Best Superbowl car ads, and the best noncar ad

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AKSARBENT never watches the Superbowl, and tonight will be no exception. We'll be tuning in to the second most-watched telecast this evening, Downton Abbey, as usual. (Tip: Superbowl Sunday is a great time to shop for anything. The stores are empty! No checkout lines!)
     As for ads, we just picked the best three car ads observing in passing how amazingly more-Honda-than-Honda, Hyundai's image is becoming.)
     But first our favorite ad of all, the Budweiser commercial featuring an adorable foal and his (her?) even more adorable trainer. Enjoy the well-edited and well-staged animal fantasy for what it us and try not to think about the Budweiser sales-bot in a companion "making of" video encouraging "consumers" to give Budweiser their personal information name the horse in the ad by visiting a web site and then she drones on and on in corporate speak about about the connection "consumers" have to her employer's mega-breweries via the cute pony, etc., etc.
     By "Consumers" understand that she means the millions of thirsty gullets that Budweiser, now a foreign corporation, hopes to add to its database as targets for the marketing of millions more cans of product.



And here are the car ads:

VW


Audi


Sonata Turbo


Finally AKSARBENT's bonus, Coke's vaguely Priscilla, Queen of the Desert ripoff: a desert race with hot showgirls vs. hot Mad Max gang clones (plus ethnic cowboys or maybe straight-up gauchos plus camel jockeys on their home turf) race each other to Coca Cola nirvana — or is it a mirage? And YOU GET TO DECIDE WHO WINS ON GAME DAY by giving Coca Cola your personal information voting at a web site!