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Leno: Look at this place. There's no lights. There's nothing on the lawn. These people need our help.
Leno: ...Why so gloomy?
Victims: You know it's just the way we were brought up, I guess.
Leno: Are you guys a couple?
Victims: We've been together 14 years.
Leno: So it's just become kind of... the excitement's gone!
Victims: When it comes to taste or fashion, the closest thing we have is our wagon wheel chandelier in the kitchen.
Leno: OK, these are not real gay people.
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Later on Friday's show, Leno and former NFL quarterback Terry Bradshaw exhibited their cake-eating tendencies.