Sound of Music pickup lines

NBC should have trained its cameras on a singalong Sound of Music screening and saved itself a bunch of money without sacrificing any entertainment value.
     Seriously, AKSARBENT wishes Pauline Kael, who got herself fired from McCalls for trashing the film of the Sound of Music, were still alive to see this thing.
     Walmart is the principal sponsor, with Sound of Music-themed ads. Boy did Kraft miss the boat. It could have sold a lot of Velveeta during this broadcast.
     Speaking of boat, here is AKSARBENT's humble addition to the hashtag #soundofmusicpickuplines:

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