Revenge of the sweater vest; Santorum sweeps Missouri, Minnesota & Colorado

Last weekend, Santorum (right) visited the Bemidgi, MN
manufacturer of the Official Rick Santorum for President
Sweater Vest. His staff spelled the town's name wrong
("Bimidji") four times in a press release.
(Photo illustration: uvw916a, Flickr)

Yeah, we already know we ripped off Sarah Palin fanboy Adam Brickley's headline, and all AKSARBENT can say for itself is that we were forced into no longer stealing exclusively from Joe Jervis, as he is rumored to possess steel-toed boots and makes enough on ads from Joe.My.God to be able to leave his spacious apartment on the Upper East Side anytime he feels like hunting us down.
   AKSARBENT, of course, does not accept advertising, because our lack of traffic principles preclude such ethical compromises.
     Anyway, Richard John "Rooster" Santorum, the pride of Berkeley County, West Virginia and Butler County, Pennsylvania, swept Missouri, Minnesota and Colorado last night, gaining not a single delegate, but perhaps momentum enough to get money enough to keep annoying the LDS agitprop 8 cyborg, which is OK by us.
     Here are the figures:

Missouri:  55% to Romney's 25%

Minnesota: 45% to Romney's 17% (Ron Paul got 27%)

Colorado: 40% to Romney's 35%

Some pundits are saying that Santorum embarrassed Romney. That is absurd. Any candidate who can pander as aggressively, dishonestly and regularly as Romney (see below) is simply not capable of embarrassment.

Left (clockwise): Brazil, China, Cuba, Ghana.

Below (clockwise): South Africa, France, Peru, Mexico.