After AKSARBENT's sarcastic post entitled "Rick Santorum, hottie" about entities in cyberspace searching for shirtless pictures of the former Pennsylvania senator, then inexplicably landing on
this blog (confirming that Google
now builds a sense of humor into its algorithms, which frightens us), the blog reeled in another batch of similar searches this morning. Seriously. They came from Florida, Ontario, Massachusetts, Alabama, D.C., Pennsylvania, Maryland, Georgia — and the center of devil-may-care decadence, Paris, France.
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| Montgomery Clift with some actress |
AKSARBENT swears to
Montgomery Clift that it wrote that post to mock such behavior, not to google-bait it, but guess what? The joke's on us and who's sorry now? Not the Internet, that's for sure. (A monkey held back a year in chimpanzee special education could have predicted this, but AKSARBENT didn't.)
Maybe AKSARBENT needs to chill, reflect, and then hold its nose and exploit the hell out of this
revoltin' development. Another blog may even be called for:
AKSARBENTOVER: AKSARBENT's dirty little furtive but assertive teabagging brother!
(As an only problem child, AKSARBENT obviously was deprived of a sexually repressed, emotionally damaged, mentally screwed-up real brother, so creating a virtual one fascinates us.)
Our informed hunch is that closeted, reactionary, self-hating pervs have some serious coin to drop after clicking on ads geared to them, as they probably pour themselves into their work.
And we bet Google knows exactly how much money they gots, where they live, what body types they favor, what they drive, and where they eat out, so to speak.
Hmmmm.
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