(Via Towleroad)
Hawaiians think people are idiots because we serve peach cobbler and we do it all in spit cups. At noon on Wednesday I'm gonna be leaving a watermelon pineapple treasure inside of Liam Neeson. Give me Vaseline for when I'm having these boring x-rays. I will ride the lightning. It happened to my kitty and Elvis was a part of it. Let's all pour lotion on the person who thinks I'm an ass. We should pull their wig off.
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