And photographed by a robot camera operator who really digs meth.
JoeMyGod says it's Europe's gay Christmas. OK, fine. Throw us a Dramamine, and we promise to catch it in our mouth.
Anyway, Zelmerlöw won due to the "super-catchy" song performed below. We liked the laser projection a little better.
By the way, the Scandinavian below, at an actual golf tournament, was way hotter than any dude we ever saw on Eurovision except for the smoking hot backup dancers for that obnoxious Norwegian twink who won