Thursday, November 14, 2013

Video: Jon Stewart turns Chicago-NYC tallest building spat into trenchant soliloquy on Chicago-style deep dish 'pizza'

Jon Stewart to Chicago:
Deep-dish pizza is not only not better than New York pizza — it's NOT pizza. It's a casserole. I'm surprised you haven't thought to complete your deep-dish pizza by putting some canned onion rings on top of it. You know the expression "There's no such thing as bad sex or bad pizza"? Your pizza is like sex with a corpse made of sandpaper. Let me tell you something: this is not pizza — this is tomato soup in a breadbowl.

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