Satirist Andy Borowitz leaks a helpful, but nonexistant letter from Verizon to its customers which answers three of the most frequently-asked questions about the collection of millions of their phone records each day.
Those three questions are:
1. Will I be charged extra for this service?
2. If I add a phone to my account, will those calls also be monitored?
3. Can the National Security Agency help me understand my Verizon bill?
You can read the answers here.