Chavez, whose March 30th birthday is a state holiday in California, Colorado and Texas, was the subject of a Google recognition doodle today, which caused pushy Christers all over the country to vow to switch to Bing, a service of Microsoft, founded by atheist Bill Gates.
Many of them, like professional political harridan Michelle Malkin, stepped off the curb yowling about Google's supposed fealty to Hugo Chavez. (Malkin quietly corrected her headline mistake without acknowledging it.)
Here's a handy victimization guide for Christers who like to nail themselves to the cross.
Here's the three-Japanese-guys Easter joke.