Friday, August 24, 2012

Homophobic comedian Larry the Cable Guy wants to sell you some Prilosec OTC

Hey fags and lezzies! Does my monologue make you sick?
Do I have a product for you!

AstraZeneca, the Swedish/British conglomerate which makes Prilosec OTC, is the fifth-largest pharmaceutical company on the planet but apparently lacks the resources to figure out that for millions of people, Dan Whitney (Larry the Cable Guy) isn't the person who helps relieve heartburn, he's the source of it.
     Oh wait... maybe they do... maybe there's method in this madness.
     Regardless, if you're gay and you suffer from acid reflux, why not try Prevacid 24 Hour, which isn't pitched by a bigoted spokesman who panders to and encourages homophobia?
     Better yet, since proton pump inhibiters like Prilosec and Prevacid interfere with the absorbtion of vitamin B-12, why not try some natural solutions to quell acid reflux?

Evidently, Dan Whitney/Larry The Cable Guy also has a lot of sneering contempt for individuals even lower on the IQ ladder than he himself is; below he takes a gratuitously mean swipe at mentally challenged people while simultaneously nailing his nasty, bigoted self to the cross:
...if I did a joke about an animal righter or railed on Kerry or told a joke about Rosie O'Donnell gettin' kicked in the nuts these same sum-bitches'd be protestin' in the streets cryin' bigot and homophobe and cryin' like a Retard trippin' on marbles!
You can tell AstraZeneca what you think of its new salesman here:
David R Brennan, Chief Executive Officer:
Executive Vice-President North America: 
 Prilosec OTC is distributed by Proctor and Gamble.

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