Update: they're hitched.
Conan O'Brien will celebrate one year at TBS by taking his show to New York's Beacon Theater next week, where he will officiate an on-air same sex wedding.
Show sources are quick to caution that the potentially groundbreaking event is no mere publicity stunt, and isn't intended to make light of gay marriage — in fact, O'Brien will be marrying a longtime staffer and his partner.
Conan is a minister? In what? The Church of Jayne Mansfield of the New Atomic Age?
AKSARBENT wonders if he'll rent out the studio again as a B&B in his absence.