Kevin Bacon wins Craig Ferguson's Golden Mouth Organ: "It's just sucking and blowing, right?" "Does it matter which side's up?" "Can I play yours?"

Following in the hallowed footsteps of Neil Patrick Harris and others, Kevin Bacon won Craig Ferguson's coveted Golden Mouth Organ last night, but not before making a spate of double-entendres, including one about having his helmut polished (by a dude), which, unfortunately, he said before the point in the program at which the below clip started.