Saturday, September 9, 2023

Here are all the Cynical Girls in the fan video of Marshall Crenshaw's first single, which failed to chart but was a college radio favorite

I don't know who Rick Thomas is, but if he's not a professional video editor, he should be.

 

From the Youtube annotation:

0:00 Bette Davis (Of Human Bondage)
0:02 Greta Garbo (Anna Christie)
0:03 Marie Dressler (Anna Christie)
0:04 Joan Crawford (The Women)
0:06 Jean Harlow (Libeled Lady)
0:08 Marlene Dietrich (The Blue Angel?)
0:10 Lauren Bacall (To Have and Have Not) with humphrey bogart
0:12 Linda Darnell (Fallen Angel)
0:13 Ida Lupino (The Big Knife) with jack palance
0:15 Gene Tierney (Laura)
0:17 Elizabeth Taylor (Cat on a Hot Tin Roof)
0:19 Jessica Lange (All That Jazz)
0:21 Faye Dunaway (Chinatown)
0:23 Glenn Close (Fatal Attraction) - follow-on michael douglas
0:27 chorus line [dancers] (Sweet Charity)
0:29 Ava Gardner (The Night of the Iguana)
0:30 Sophia Loren (Man of La Mancha)
0:32 Dorothy Dandridge (Carmen Jones)
0:33 Marilyn Monroe (Some Like It Hot) - follow-on tony curtis & jack lemmon
0:40 Sharon Stone (Basic Instinct) - lead-in wayne knight & ?
0:42 Shirley MacLaine (Irma la Douce) with jack lemmon Wow!
0:45 Vivien Leigh (A Streetcar Named Desire)
0:47 Tatum O'Neal (Paper Moon)
0:50 Margaret Dumont (Animal Crackers) wth groucho marx
0:54 Raquel Welch (Bedazzled)
0:59 Lana Turner (Peyton Place)
1:01 Melina Mercouri (Never on Sunday) Opa!
1:08 Glenda Jackson (Women in Love)
1:11 Dyan Cannon (Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice)
1:14 Julie Christie (Darling)
1:15 Eileen Heckart (Butterflies Are Free)
1:16 Rita Moreno (West Side Story)
1:20 Catherine Zeta-Jones (Chicago)
1:22 Bette Davis (The Letter)
1:24 Natalie Wood (Gypsy)
1:26 Stockard Channing (Grease) - lead-in john travolta
1:29 Margaret Hamilton (The Wizard of Oz)
1:31 Ann Margret (Carnal Knowledge) ding-ding-ding!
1:35 Patricia Neal (Hud) - lead-in/follow-on paul newman
1:38 Kathleen Turner (Crimes Of Passion)
1:41 Meryl Streep (The Devil Wears Prada)
1:43 Sylvia Miles (Midnight Cowboy) with john voight
1:47 Anna Magnani (Mamma Roma)
1:49 Gloria Swanson (Sunset Boulevard)
1:51 Valerie Perrine (Lenny) - lead-in dustin hoffman
1:55 Madonna [birth name: Madonna L. Ciccone] (Desperately Seeking Susan) with robert joy
1:57 Jane Fonda (Klute)
1:59 Julie Dawn Cole (Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory) - follow-on gene wilder
2:02 Barbara Hershey (The Stunt Man) with steve railsback
2:04 Annette Bening (Bugsy) with warren beatty
2:07 Piper Laurie (The Hustler)
2:10 Anne Bancroft (The Graduate) - lead-in dustin hoffman
2:12 Kim Basinger (L.A. Confidential)
2:14 Jennifer Hudson (Dreamgirls) as Effie White singing "And I am Telling You"
2:15 Shelly Winters (The Night of the Hunter)
2:16 Barbara Stanwyck (The Strange Love of Martha Ivers)
2:18 Jodie Foster (Taxi Driver)
2:20 Gong Li (Memoirs of a Geisha) - lead-in a group of geishas
2:21 Mia Farrow (Broadway Danny Rose)
2:23 Gena Rowlands (Faces)
2:24 Cher [birth name Cherilyn Sarkisian] (Moonstruck)
2:26 Laura Linney (The Squid and the Whale)
2:28 Mae West (Myra Breckinridge)
2:29 Bette Davis (All About Eve)

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