Bangin' Craig Ferguson's last show: Bob Newhart in Secretariat drag revealed last 9 years was a dream

Craig's sole guest, Jay Leno, proclaimed: "They can take away our talk shows but they can never take away our freedom!" After an unexceptional monologue, Craig and Geoff answered an email inquiry about the meaning of "Ass Mode," then got into a final fight, after which Ferguson informed Geoff he would be living in a Van Nuys storage unit.