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| Vlad (left) vs. Tony |
The Guardian's Ben Pobjie
evaluates the comparative studliness of Australia's prime minister and Russia's president:
...Putin is renowned for his eagerness to flaunt his bare chest around the
plains and forests of Europe, and there’s definitely a Rambo quality to
the man when he starts thrusting his nipples at the wildlife. But he may
have met his match in Abbott, a man whose desire to achieve the highest
political office is exceeded only by his desire to burn the outline of
his barely-contained genitalia into the brains of every citizen of
Australia...
So I think the man-off has to be awarded to Putin, but Abbott shouldn’t
lose hope. He’s just a rookie, and he put up a very creditable fight.
He’s still manlier than John Key and David Cameron put together, and
with a little more training, a few more dead animals, and a slightly
more developed streak of savage homophobia, I am confident that our new
prime minister can one day be the most macho of them all.
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