Google this, you AstraZeneca/Proctor and Gamble/Prilosec whore

Please don't misinterpret us. We like Lincoln, NE (area) resident Dan Whitney (a.k.a. Larry the Cable Guy) a lot, except for the fact that he is a crass, vulgar sexist who recycles rancid, moldy jokes because no original thought could flourish inside his arid, rock-strewn skull. No one is perfect and we're not here to judge.