AKSARBENT's Director of Issue Analysis for Government and Public Policy demonstrates how to evade fleas

Lucille holds the same position at AKSARBENT that Brian Fischer holds at the American Family Association but, unlike Fischer, is not inclined to rant bullshit to gullible rural Christers on low power radio stations.
     She has a more practical use for a radio antenna, that being an improvised safety harness to keep from sliding off the hood during a power nap.