Tweets AKSARBENT likes

We'd like to say that every time AKSARBENT-on-Twitter gets a new follower we pour another half-glass of Malbec, and the constant subsequent buzz is to blame for typos, bad grammar, etc.
     We'd like to say that.
     The sad truth is that even if we opened a bottle every time we got a follower, we'd be mostly stone cold sober. Nevertheless, we love getting followers who aren't selling something, especially if their tweets are fun to read and have occasional typos because then we get to feel superior - for about 12 hours until AKSARBENT's next fuckup.
     Here's one (evening=even):