AKSARBENT odds: Willa Cather over Justin Beiber, two falls out of three

We would definitely favor a 14-year-old Willa Cather, shown below, over a 19-year-old Justin Beiber. Sure Beiber might be more determined and unprincipled, but we'd give the nod to Cather for more stamina in the long haul.



Speaking of Beiber, he actually isn't the King of Twitter, with his alleged 37 million followers, because after you subtract his fake accounts, it turns out Lady Gaga has more followers. Complete details here, if you care, including what constitutes a "fake" twitter account.