Regal cinema sics cops on Down Syndrome customer who tried to watch Zero Dark Thirty twice; his face-down asphyxiation while handcuffed now has been ruled a homicide, but at least Knoxville's Regal Entertainment won't be cheated by this scofflaw again!

The headquarters of the Regal theater chain is in the friendly Volunteer state; in fact, it's in the stomping grounds of this popular Knoxville state representative.  Some advice: should you find yourself vacationing in beautiful Tennessee, do be careful getting out of the state, won't you?