Photo: Donald Trump's birth certificate, released in response to Bill Maher's $5m dare; The Donald says he'll sue if Maher doesn't pay up

On Jay Leno Monday, Bill Maher, after claiming that The Donald's tweets were typed by a syphilitic monkey, dared him to prove, via a birth certificate that his father was not an orangutan. The incentive: $5,000,000.
     Days later, Trump posted his birth certificate to Yahoo! News, said he'd donate the money to charity, and said he'd sue if he didn't get the dough.
     He's probably not bluffing, as he just won a $5,000,000 lawsuit against a contestant who said one of his beauty pageants was rigged.