Golden Globes: Glenn Close's 'level 5 drunk' gif; Taylor Swift's look at Adele: 'Shut up, bitch, you lie'

AKSARBENT ignored the Golden Globes because, well, why would you watch when a new episode Downtown Abbey aired opposite it? Also, frankly, we aren't interested in Jodie Foster's personal life. Nevertheless, DLISTED's snark, linked to by Towleroad, was intriguing and, once we clicked over, we realized that it had the only Golden Globes take worth watching, starting with the link to a "level 5 drunk" Glenn Close animated GIF.

     To the surprise of nobody, Adele won, got on stage and gave a cute speech about how she thought she was on a little night out with her girlfriend and really wasn't expecting to shuffle away with a trophy. The camera cut to Taylor Swift making a perfect "Shut up, bitch, you lie" face. The smirk really sealed it for me.
     ...Then later in the night, a fake drunk Tina Fey told Taylor Swift to stay away from Michael J Fox's son. It was funny, because it was true. In the 5 seconds it took Tina to tell that joke, I bet Taylor had already wooed Michael J. Fox's son, married him, divorced him and wrote the break-up song. In 5 seconds. And the camera man who didn't get Taylor's reaction to Tina's joke is probably at the bottom of his shower, beating himself over the head with a soapy puff for not getting the shot of all shots.