Celebrity runts

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This Celebuzz 'infographic' (ah, chart?) is the source. A much longer list is here, and includes women. Biggest surprise: Mikhail Baryshnikov is only 5'6". We always thought he had a large head, but it turns out he just has a small body.
     There's a gay bar in New York which offers drink specials weekly on Runt Night, but you can't be over 5'8, which means Jason Statham wouldn't make the cut, not that he would ever have to pay for anything in a gay bar.
     Mark Walberg, 5'7", is on the list. He started out as a model, even though it's almost impossible for a male shorter than six feet to break into the field. Calvin Klein must really have seen some exceptional attributes in Wahlberg. Boy, he sure can spot talent, can't he!
     Scott Cahn, son of James, pictured left wearing only a cowboy hat in Varsity Blues, is 5'5". In the movie, he pretended to fellate James Van Der Beek from a football locker room bench as a joke. On Hawaii Five-O, he only gets to shoot people; the only fellatio in sight is performed by CBS on cops, the military and small arms manufacturers.

     James Cahn, Scott's dad, is pictured here having a well-deserved smoke break after the famous toll booth assassination scene in Godfather I. Getting ripped by automatic weapons fire obviously can take a lot out of you. Caan, Sr., a former (or current for all we know) smoker, is now in his 80s.