Friday, November 9, 2012
Teabagger Romney boosters get free directions to Canada from Fox (!) traffic reporter; remember to switch from 73/75 to I-29 near Omaha!
Here's a little more granularity to your itinerary, Teabaggers: In Omaha, 73/75 ends at the Sorenson Freeway / 30th Street Interchange. You'll want to follow 30th street north to the Mormon Bridge, then continue east over the Missouri river to I-29 north. While on North 30th St., stock up on cheap smokes and chewing tobacco at Four Aces. Tobacco is expensive in Canada! You're welcome.
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Interesting that Teabag Republicans want to come to Canada, because we certainly don't want any of them up here. NOT WELCOME!! Progressive Democrats, now that would be a different matter. Winnipeg is a nice and very progressive city by the way.
ReplyDeleteTeabaggers should know that 1) Handguns are not permitted in Canada 2) Hate speech advocating or threatening death or assassination of a fellow citizen or group up here will land you in court and possibly in prison 3) We have single payer Universal mandatory health care 4) We have had had same sex marriage with full rights for 7 years already, and it worked out just great. 5) Our income taxes are higher than yours. 6) If your child does a little Christianist bully number on some other kid at school, gay or otherwise, your kid is in big trouble!! 7) If a woman decides up here to terminate a pregnancy for any reason whatsoever, she has the freedom to do so, paid for by the government, and freedom of contraception use up here is a no brainer. And no! Zygotes in Canada do not have 'personhood' "rights!"
Any further questions? You can not just emmigrate to Canada unless you can demonstrate that you would be a productive and engaged citizen who would fit well into our multicultural and well educated society. And oh, we do have freedom of religion, but Fundamentalist Rightwing people -- like Teabaggers -- are very unpopular in Canada. So your chances of being accepted up here with your current world view, all you Teabaggers heading north on that map, is very low, and pretty much ZERO. We want diverse, young, tolerant, well educated, inclusive civic minded new Canadians of good will, doesn't matter if they are are gay or Afro-American or Latino or whatnot, you can even be a white male, but you had better have good attitudes. We love Obama up here. I guess that pretty much excludes Teabaggers from having permanent residence in Canada.