This is the hottest bachelor Cosmopolitan could find in Iowa, a state with 3,062,309 people

No disrespect to Nick McCoy, left, of Council Bluffs, who AKSARBENT is sure does just fine in the dating market, but seriously? We'd say that Cosmo has gone downhill, but we'd be lying, as it evidently is no less preposterous now than it was when Helen Gurley Brown, one of the most ridiculously superficial women of the 20th Century, ran it.
     Snarkiest comment about McCoy (probably from a gym rat) on Cosmo's web site: "Looks like somebody forgot to train his shoulders."