People. People who eat people...

514 Hudson, according to Google. Click to enlarge.

Another zombie apocalypse head-gnawing attack seemingly due to ingestion of bath salts, has taken place, this time in Pennsylvania, though thankfully not Pittsburgh, for which AKSARBENT has great affection.
     Richard Cimino Jr., 20, of Doylestown, jumped from the second-floor window of a vacant Hawley home at 514 Hudson, after removing all his clothes. Covered in his own blood from what evidently was a messy fall, he then approached two women - Ann Monaghan and Nancy Dean-Corino, both of Hawley - and tackled Ms. Dean-Corino, at which pointing, bleeding all over her, he "began to gnaw" at Ms. Dean-Corino's head, all while "screaming like an animal," according to a state police press release.
      The two women managed to escape and call police. Responding troopers found Mr. Cimino lying in the road with severe injuries.
      Even after being shocked with a stun gun after lunging at a trooper, Cimino managed to punch an emergency medical technician treating his injuries.
     Cimino's behavior echoed that of Rudy Eugene, who attacked a homeless man in South Florida and chewed off his face. Eugene, who was shot and killed by police, was found to be free of drugs, except for marijuana, by the Miami-Dade Medical Examiner. No bath salts were detected.