Ask reddit: "I think my brother is spreading rumors about me being gay."

The Internet, as Gene Pitney would have said had he been prescient, is a town without pity. But just for fun, without looking, please rate the following responses as to their reddit popularity as of noon today. No cheating.

1. Punch him right in the dick with your mouth.
2. Fuck his girlfriend
3. Spread a rumor that you're straight.

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The answers are listed in reverse order of popularity.