Saturday, February 11, 2012

Victoria Jackson at CPAC: 'Conservatism is the new McCarthyism. Something like that.'

A Huffington Post reporter explores the arid, rock-strewn mind of SNL's former cast member, effortlessly tricking her into accidentally saying something half true. (After all, conservatism was also the old McCarthyism.) Unlike Marilyn Monroe and Judy Holiday, Victoria really is stupid. And AKSARBENT has a newly-found respect for Lorne Michael's brilliance at type-casting.

NOTE TO BUDDING JOURNALISTS: If you're fortunately enough to encounter someone like Victoria Jackson who, if she were any dumber, would have to be watered twice a week, just ask the question and then, like this smart HuffPost reporter, SHUT THE HELL UP, lest you interrupt the subject's train wreck of thought.



There's a Communist living in the White House! "...Maybe I'm in a movie called 1984 or maybe I'm just idiotic..."

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