How not to support the troops

(Via Copyranter)

AKSARBENT doesn't think this letter was from a kid. We think Newt Gingrich made the gun illustration and Rick Santorum rote the message hisself. Some good will come of this, how­ever. After review­ing the picture's comments here, we can absolutely, positively guarantee that the pictured soldier will not have a problem in the world getting laid when he comes home.

UPDATE: AKSARBENT's nurse just pointed out that the dude is wearing a wedding ring. Ooops, er, we meant by his spouse, of course.