Monday, February 13, 2012

Fake Brett Favre in bogus Wrangler jeans ad name-checked North Platte Super Bowl alumnus Danny Woodhead

AKSARBENT posted this some time ago, before we knew who New England Patriot running back Danny Woodhead was. Audio NSFW.



Quotes from the video:
What should I do?
Should I remind you that I've done this before?
What should I do?
Should I show my dick to people?
What should I do?
I am not a role model. I'm a jeans model.
Should I be who you want me to be?
Should I accept my role as the creepy old guy?
Should I just leave voice mails?
Maybe I should google "big dicks." Just text them.
Say it was mine. Yeah. That'd probably work!
If I end the video now, would you watch it again?
Keep me in the spotlight a little longer...
Wanna see my private jet?
My Peyton Manthing?
Wanna see my Danny Woodhead?
That's not even a joke — I just think he's a good player.
I named my penis after him.

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