Rick Santorum, hottie

Google bait: Rick Santorum, shirtless

UPDATE: Here courtesy of Joe.My.God's tipsters James and Guy, passengers on an Atlantis all-gay cruise staying at the same hotel as Mr. S., is a picture of Rick Santorum, shirtless. Finally, Google searchers with that particular kink will not leave AKSARBENT unsatiated. Why they were directed them here in the first place, we have no idea, but with this photo AKSARBENT proves that it is trying its darndest to make an honest search engine out of Google.

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AKSARBENT's blog log informs us that in the last eight hours, .88% of search traffic to the site was from visitors searching for the phrase "Rick Santorum shirtless." What we assume is that they left disappointed and quickly bounced back to GOProud or Gay Patriot, the sick mofos. What we fear is that they found what they were looking for here, though we can't imagine where. (We'll admit to posting drunk once or twice, but surely we can't ever have been that twisted up.)