1991: Herman Cain sings "Imagine There's No Pizza" at Omaha Press Club

Andrew Sullivan via towleroad

We'd mock Herman Cain, the egotistical pawn of the Koch Bros., who has never held office and wants to start at the top, for trivializing one of John Lennon's best songs, but instead AKSARBENT will just provide some links to Cain's know-nothing foreign policy, his shameless toadying to his shifty billionaire benefactors, his idiotic "999" voodoo economics plan, his irrational assertion that being gay is a choice, and his ridiculous demand to see scientific evidence that it isn't a choice when he could simply just talk to some of his gay friends. Oh wait...