Mad Men: Quotes from Roger Sterling

Yeah, AKSARBENT knows it's supposed to like Don Draper, but Mr. Mt. Rushmore Handsome is b-o-r-i-n-g to watch. John Slattery gets all the best lines.

I love how they sit there like a couple of choirboys — You know one of them's leaving New York with VD.

I was just giving her a hard time. Can I interest you in the same?

She died like she lived. Surrounded by the people she answered phones for.

More wisdom from the sexist, homophobic, but very entertaining Roger here, here and here.