World Doesn't End: Story, page 4A

AKSARBENT liked this unusually snarky/sanguine Omaha World-Herald headline much better than, say, "Harold Camping Lays An Egg: The Sequel."
    And may we remind our ungrateful readers how very lucky they are to live in a city with a Sunday Newspaper costing less than half the price of the New York Times, and which also provides them with headlines that can be strung together to form a cogent narrative, like those poetic refrigerator magnets.