Bill Maher: new rules for Republicans

'In 2008, the candidates were asked, if they knew for sure that Bin Laden was in Pakistan, 'Would you send our guys in without permission to get him?' McCain said no, because Pakistan is a sovereign nation. Obama said yes, he'd just do it. And McCain called him naive. Who's being naive, [McCain']?'

"How many muslims does a black guy have to kill in one weekend before crackers climb down off his ass?"

"Bush had seven years to get Osama. He didn't. He got Wesley Snipes."

"In under a year, Bush went from 'Who gives a shit?' to 'Wanted dead or alive' and back to 'Who gives a shit?'

'Why focus on the terrorists, who reduced Wall St. to rubble, when you can help Wall St. reduce the entire country to rubble?'