Court battle looms over term 'footlong'

Apparently Subway thinks it owns the word 'footlong.' Casey's, a regional chain of convenience stores, begs to differ. As of 8 pm Monday, KCCI's viewers agreed with Casey's, 2556 to 407. A million jokes come to Aksarbent's gutteral mind, the first of which is "Gee, who else might have standing in this case?
     Seriously, if Subway, um, pulls this off, Aksarbent is going to trademark "beercan." OK, we'll stop now.