Fox News pigeon-holes happy-go-lucky penguin

Apparently the insanely homophobic conservatives are becoming too toxic even for Fox News (perhaps gay friendly 'tudes from the entertainment division are leaking into Fox's "news" operation.)

Or maybe the network is desperately trying to lower the geriatric demographic profile of the people who watch what it sells as news by pandering to younger degenerates and their morally loose, accepting straight friends.

Whatever.

We're just glaad to see the writing on the various (facebook?) walls which indicate that soon even Concerned Women of Amerika and the Family Research Council won't get a free skate on FOX. Poor freepers are gonna take this hard, but at least they'll have something else to blame on the International Gay Conspiracy/Agenda.

Nevertheless, we HAVE to draw the line when the breezy, superficial conservative Chatty Cathys (google THAT, kiddies) in Murdockville start impugning the sexual predilections of happy little penguins. (Well, we THINK they're happy, but it's possible they're tweaking.)

Clearly, the current crop of kinder, gentler, reactionaries at Fox News could use a timeout, lest they may feel free to (was going to say "move on" but I didn't want to further disturb the already disturbed) branch out to to insinuations directed at, say, the parrot community just because they (parrots) are festive, social, chatty and colorful.

This has to stop, Fox. You're on a slope even more slippery than the flightless bird catching all your current snark.