Craig Ferguson tells Denis Leary aVERY embarrassing headphones story

[Transcribed story starts at 10:49] I got a story about the headphones, right?... I know this guy, right? He swears this is true. When he was a teenager... he would go home and he'd listen to the records with the giant headphones... So one day he goes home, he's in his parent's house, he's got the giant headphones on, he's a teenage kid, he closes his eyes, and he starts, you know, performing an act of self-massage. And then, when he's finished, he opens his eyes, he's had his headphones on the whole time, there's a sandwich and a glass of milk next to his bed...