Desperate Housewives: Will Carlos Flip?

Gabby: "Use the back door!"
Lee: "I always do."
(Gabby's eye's flit from side to side, doing the math of Bob and Lee's relationship. LOL)

Later in this episode, Gabby realizes, after a frank talk with Bob, that he wasn't out to seduce her husband; he was just bored without Lee and wanted some semblance of a social life, so she gave him permission for a golf sleepover weekend with Carlos, albeit with some wickedly pithy advice:

Gabby: Oh, and if you ever do feel the need to flip a straight guy in the lane? I'd start with Tom Scavo. I always thought he was three drinks away...
Bob: Two!

(Desperate Housewives should offer writing and acting internships to the amateurs who make Glee.)

PostScript to Gabby: Carlos DID have a gay past — not on Desperate Housewives, but on Six Feet Under.)

Warning: the following clip is absolutely NSFW!