What kids should do if they find an atheist: AVOID talking to them and tell a parent or pastor right away,

Possibly related: martyred Lamb of God appeared in frying pan of Nebraskan minutes after he followed twitter account of notorious atheist.

Objective Ministries, which AKSARBENT is pretty sure is a parody site, has some Spiritual Safety Tips for Christian kids who might unwittingly accidentally encounter an adult who has not been saved and doesn't want to be.
     Clicking on the atheist will cause different text balloons to appear, including the one at left, which is evidently designed to make small children curious about who Ayn Rand was.

 
AKSARBENT note to little gay boys and little straight girls: none of the fellows below is actually Jesus Christ. They are Jesus' helpers. Do not grow up to be hot for them.