Colin Farrell gives Robert Downey Jr. Hero Award at 2011 Sceam awards; text of man crush ode he recited

(MMAOO via towleroad)

Colin Farrell: When I think of a hero, I think of one name. He’s brave, he’s bold, he’s bad, and I find him kind of attractive. In fact I wrote a poem about him, it’s a very emotional poem:

If I like boys in that way,

I'd celebrate him every day.

Alas I don't, it's plain to see.

And yet, he's still my cup of tea.

He's got big balls, the bravest kind,

Within that iron suit you'll find.

A man quite born to save the day

or solve the crime the thoughtful way.

A wicked wit, the keenest mind.

And if you're trapped you might just find

He'll blast the door or pick the lock;

And prove himself no shit Sherlock.